you are told to demolish a building...

camokkid

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open trap said:
id get chuck noris to look at it for more than a second, it would then disappear from reality
Chuck Norris hates it when people misspell his name.
 

BeeRye

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Start adding more storeys to it until it finally loses all stability and topples over.
 

Neonbob

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camokkid said:
How would you do it?

I would use nuclear explosives.

What?

I said you had to demolish the building, I didn't tell you to be careful of the buildings around it.

EDIT: The area has already been evacuated, so you don't need to worry about civilians
Why must you take my answer with your opening post?
Really.
Sigh. Fine.
I use 40 nuclear explosives. Because 40 is obviously better than just one.
And overkill rules.
 

Denarius

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I'd call in a giant monkey to climb up onto it and just bash at it until it falls in the exact same spot it once stood... if his lizard buddy wants to come as well thats fine
 

toapat

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camokkid said:
toapat said:
camokkid said:
How would you do it?

I would use nuclear explosives.

What?

I said you had to demolish the building, I didn't tell you to be careful of the buildings around it.

EDIT: The area has already been evacuated, so you don't need to worry about civilians
with a Neutronium bomb. screw the building, and the entire quadrosphere
Okay, I give up.
What is that from?
Sid Miyer's Alpha Centari, although its just a generic Superweapon that results in a hybrid nuclear strike/hyper-decompression eruption with enough mass to puncture a planet's crust. destroy a quarter of a planet
 

Cpt. Red

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BeeRye said:
Start adding more storeys to it until it finally loses all stability and topples over.
I applaud you for your originality...

With small explosives placed on key places throughout the building... Or by driving a tank trough it...
 

UAProxy

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Exterminatus.



There. It's gone, along with any other building you could possibly want leveled. Can I go back to sleep now?
 

Spaghetti

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Napalm....lots and lots of napalm. Just let the building burn to the ground as I sit near by with a massive bag of hotdogs and marshmellows.
 

SimuLord

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How tall is the building? It'd be interesting to, in a controlled experiment, blow out a mid-upper floor of a tall building to create the same effect that the planes did on 9/11 and see if the impact from upper floors knocked out the entire superstructure below. Also, I'd share the information learned with architectural designers and structural engineers to see if we can make more terrorist-proof office buildings.
 

DJude

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i would use 40 tons of napalm along with 75 tons of C4, followed by 50000 thermobaric missiles all being simultaneously shot at it, and to top it all off, have about 50 nukes dropped on it
because remember, something isnt completely destroyed until the very concept of said thing is wiped from existence :D
 

Kenjitsuka

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Gimme a lightsaber; whooosh!!!
My friends would join in too.

And don't worry about dying from collapsing bits; I'll force throw those onto the street, flattening random people. Bwahahaha. Did I mention we're Sith Lords? :p