You call THAT a weapon?

[Saul B]

Just had an idea for a game, no idea if its any good or if its been done before BUT anyway.

The idea is to look at the poster above you, and point out to them how bad it is. BUT you also have to thing of an even more ludicrous/awesome weapon.

Format:

You call THAT a weapon? Try my supercharged lawnmower!

Pics of the weapon are welcome, but please include a spoiler if you do.

I'll start:
You call THAT a weapon? Try my rocket-lawn-chair!

Spoiler

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Piiiiffff! YOU CALL THAT A WEAPON!??

FEAR TEH ALL POWERFUL ROCKET PROPELLED CHAINSAW!!!!

 

[elementsoul]

You call THAT a weapon?

Throw away that child's toy and get a load of the Land Shark Gun.

 

[brtshstel]

Pfft. that's great for taking over a daycare center or holding hostages in a nursing home. But real men use

Spoiler: the nunchuck gun

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

THAT IS SAD AND PATHETIC.
If your gun drank powerthirst, you would get the almightly BOLTER PISTOL!

Spoiler

Suck on my .75 Cal Explosive Holy-Water-Blessed Tracer Rounds!!

 

[Sam G]

Guns are for pussies! Get ready to suffer the might of

Spoiler: The Musashi Shirasaya!

 

[Sam G]

I see your sword-chucks...whatever that is, and raise you

Spoiler: Gunchucks, yo!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I win.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Really now?

Nothing trumps lightsaber chucks. I win.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

YA RLY

He's a robot so he counts as a weapon.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ur planetz is fucked

 

[Fury Is Me.]

A rip in the space time continuum. The universe is fucked.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

That wimpy rip? Wheres my duct tape

Spoiler: Your Argument is Invalid

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Try Simo Hayha.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_Häyhä

Spoiler

 

[KiruTheMant]

Pfft.THIS is a weapon.

TAKE THAT YOU PUNY ASSASSIN,HE SHOOTS LASERS

 

[Fury Is Me.]

FEAR TRANCE KUJA!

He'll destroy the original crystal and send all back to the nothingness of the void!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than that!

Spoiler: With my trust:

 

[Steppin Razor]

Your puny warlock falls before the infernal power of:

Spoiler

 

[Fury Is Me.]

That's hard to destory but...

FEEL THE VOID!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Spoiler: The end is near