You call that your "Ultimate Evil" plan?

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E-mantheseeker

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What is the weirdest or worst evil plan you have heard in any way? (Ex: villains from comics, tv shows, video games etc...)

And/or...

What is the weirdest or worst evil plan you can make up?
 

Abedeus

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Feed someone with metal balls, then use magnets to torture them.

Or, from The Tick, I would create a super-strong magnet to make Moon crash into Earth.
 

teisjm

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i'll stalk random peoples parents, and secretly videotape them making love.
then catch them (the people, not the parents) and tie them to a chair and force them to watch my fotage... MUAHAHAHAHA
 

Aqualung

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Some kid's commercial for shoes with ventalation to combat stinky feet..

"Soon, ALL THE WORLD will have smelly feet!!!"

I don't get it.
 

MalevolentJim

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Burn down every puppy dog orphanage and shout "This credit crunch fills me with ANIMOSITY! ANIMOSITY I SAY!"

...or something rediculous along those lines...


Chocolate Muffins for who spots the references.
 

Simriel

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We attack the mayor with humus.
Ten points for reference.
 

upyours81193

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rain kittens that have weak blatters and need to pee on the unsuspecting citizens form atop a ballon fuled by childerns tears
 

Gooble

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My best friend ('John') is practically going out with a girl ('Jill') who's my other friends ex, and is going out with someone else. My other friend actually thought that they were going out. And yes, they do like each other, and they know they like each other, and they see each other probably around 4 times a week (for hours), and have spent the night together several times (not saying sex, but still...).

I strongly disapprove of the amount of time 'John' and 'Jill' are spending together, and so my thoroughly evil plan is to invite Jill's boyfriend along one time when we all meet up, first making sure both John and Jill will be there, and then innocently tell the boyfriend that I think it's amazing how lenient he's being letting Jill spend all this time with John, and that it's so much so that my other friend actually thought they were going out! (Muhahahaha)
 

Azraellod

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From TV : First, i will build an enormous croquet mallet. then i will build a croquet hoop the size of mars and hit the earth into the sun

My own idea : kidnap all the leaders of every country, fuse them togather somehow, and control their unified brains with a modified tv remote.
 

Xvito

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When I saw the thread title I instantly thought of the Ur-Quan Masters.

The weirdest evil plan I can come up with is to train an army of Zombie Ninja Panda Bears and then use them to silently eat the Brainsss of everyone, come to think of it, that's actually a pretty bad one to.
 

Quistnix

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Genticly engineer a Giant Squid Alien Monster Thingy using the brain of a powerful psychic, and teleport it to New York where it instantly kills everybody while it dies.

Hey, it might even prevent a nuclear war..
 

forever saturday

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MalevolentJjim said:
Burn down every puppy dog orphanage and shout "This credit crunch fills me with ANIMOSITY! ANIMOSITY I SAY!"

...or something rediculous along those lines...


Chocolate Muffins for who spots the references.
TV Tropes Wiki? Specifically the Kick The Dog page?

Anyway, I hate when they destroy the world. Are you so angry that you want to kill yourself just to destroy everything? Seriously, WHY?
 

stormcaller

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Poke people in the back of the head ans when they turn around, run away. Soon tempers will rise and eventually war will break out, best part is: No one knows who the serial poker that ended the world was.
 

Aramax

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Quantum Of Solace plot has to be the stupidest plot ever; Blockading Bolivia's supply of fresh water to make a profit by selling water. So the whole evil plot behind this movie is that if a certain evil villain gets his way, 60% of the water in Bolivia will cost more.

JESUS NO!

Viva Maddox.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=quantum_of_phallus
 

hippo24

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We create a forum page that anyone can add to, and that is open to both creativity, blatant rip-offs, and personal experience. Then we allow the discussion to continue as people start to argue over which Idea/plan is better, and as the discussion continues the controversy will rise, the participants will become more furious in their posting and discussion, because their original ideas will clash causing a difference in opinions. Then the profile of the discussion will rise because of the number of posts, this will inevitable lead for more people to come and repeat the process of discussing, flaming, and raising the profile.

Eventually my page will increase into the 10,000 post mark, which will cause me to get an award for my account, this notoriety will cause people to look onto me with reverence, making people view my posts as more important then then the opposition. I will use my social status to indoctrinate the many people on the forum, eventually leading the unknowing forumgoers to a charity site. This charity will be the forefront for my terrorist organization, which will use its underground contacts to procure weapons of mass destruction.

After procuring these weapons, I will threaten several small nations in the middle east and Africa, to submitting to my authority. Once I have successfully taken control of the naive nations, I will indoctrinate one of my nations into becoming fanatical warriors, this warrior country will attack another small country I have procured. The attacking nation will commit atrocities that will attract the UN and the other European nations into focusing on freeing the oppressed country and invading the attacking country. This will give me adequate time to launch an insurgency campaign on several more countries, and eventually leading a coup.

After I have procured these additional countries I will ship an abundance of resources to my initially attacking fanatical country, which will now be occupied by UN forces, and use it to further distract the world from the relatively unsubstantial regime changes happening in my other occupied countries. After my procured nations become stable I will immediately begin on amassing an army, at the expense of my populous, as well as employing various scientists to study a way to lessen the effects of nuclear radiation. After several years, I will Invade the major suppliers of crude oil throughout the world, namely ones in more vulnerable nations, such as the middle east. I will use my WMD to create mass destruction on the populous of these nations, and follow through with an occupying force from my various nations.

Because the world will be hesitant to react to the insurgency, because of the previously difficult occupation of my formwe fanatical nation. It will give me time to establish a stranglehold on the worlds crude oil supplies, this will allow me to influence, the various nations of the world. I will use crude business practices, to strangle the worlds superpowers with the threat of loose of power, and put them in a bind if they opposed me. I will use my leverage on them to inhibit them from interfering with my invasions of larger more substantial countries. Once these countries have become part of my union of nations, I will use them as more means of production, for my war machine. when my set states has reached a massive collective army, I will cut off the worlds oil supplies, and to side with an already established super power (USA, Russia, China). I will sell Oil exclusively to him, causing him to become my dependant ally. Because of the strangle hold I put on the other economies of the world, they will revolt against me and threaten me with military violence

I will respond with a primitive assault on their nations which will result in an eventual nuclear response, the nuclear blast will cause the world to panic, and nuclear devices will begin to go off all around my countries, and my ally. My ally will respond with a similar respons, and any allies he has will respond as well.

the world will slowly become a nuclear wasteland and because I put money into developing ways to halt the effects of nuclear fallout, I will be able to pick and choose who I want in my new world. I will choose who I want and travel to prestablished group of island or a country that has relatively low fallout, and I will rebuild a nation from scratch
Thus ruling the world.


At least that was my plan until the OP stole it.