You can have any 4 Mass Effect squad members as RL friends.
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Miranda, because skin-tight clothes.
Grunt, because Grunt.
Garrus because he's suave and sexy.
...And Tali. Because giggidy.
Grunt, because Grunt.
Garrus because he's suave and sexy.
...And Tali. Because giggidy.
Garrus: because...he's GARRUS. <3
Mordin: to pay the bills and handle the finances. He seems smart. And when he dies, we hire his nephew.
Kasumi: because she can buy me dresses and just seems like a great friend for girl-talks over a few drinks.
Thane: I just feel bad for the guy.
Mordin: to pay the bills and handle the finances. He seems smart. And when he dies, we hire his nephew.
Kasumi: because she can buy me dresses and just seems like a great friend for girl-talks over a few drinks.
Thane: I just feel bad for the guy.
If only dreams came true!
Legion- Cuz nobody would ever wanna fuck with me with him around
Kasumi- She could steal shit for me
Tali- Because she is awesome! AND RUSSIAN!
Liara-... because the child is always asari...
Legion- Cuz nobody would ever wanna fuck with me with him around
Kasumi- She could steal shit for me
Tali- Because she is awesome! AND RUSSIAN!
Liara-... because the child is always asari...
Ashley Williams-Cause she seems like the kind of person that I could just go the range with, talk shop, and just chill.
Garrus Vakarien-Same as above except with a little more of the sarcastic humor I love.
Legion-To discuss the pros and cons of Artificial vs Biological intelligence.
Mordin-Just talking with the guy seems like an awesome time.
Garrus Vakarien-Same as above except with a little more of the sarcastic humor I love.
Legion-To discuss the pros and cons of Artificial vs Biological intelligence.
Mordin-Just talking with the guy seems like an awesome time.
Ashley because she's Human.
Miranda because she's Human.
Kelly because she's Human.
Kasumi because she's Human.
I've nothing against aliens, A.I or Biotics (who are Human but trouble) in fiction, I just wouldn't want to share a house with them in real life.
Miranda because she's Human.
Kelly because she's Human.
Kasumi because she's Human.
I've nothing against aliens, A.I or Biotics (who are Human but trouble) in fiction, I just wouldn't want to share a house with them in real life.
Mordin, I could technobabble with him all day long. He would outsmart me by great lenght though.
Tali'Zorah, she's so likeable and cute. Talking with her would also be great fun.
Jeff "Joker", love that guy. With him it would be hilarious and fun.
Liara, determined, ruthless yet also fragile, mysterious and very intriguing. I would go far lengths for her to be more than just 'friends'.
(Yes, Joker is technically not a squad member, though is a crew member and that does count)
Tali'Zorah, she's so likeable and cute. Talking with her would also be great fun.
Jeff "Joker", love that guy. With him it would be hilarious and fun.
Liara, determined, ruthless yet also fragile, mysterious and very intriguing. I would go far lengths for her to be more than just 'friends'.
(Yes, Joker is technically not a squad member, though is a crew member and that does count)
garrus, legion, miranda (DAT ASS), zaeed
first off
secondly
and finally...garrus + zaeed + legion?
bro power is bro
first off
secondly
and finally...garrus + zaeed + legion?
bro power is bro
Tali-I would love having her around as I find Quarian culture fascinating, her knowledge would come in handy and she'd be a great teacher. I only hope she and I could get together.
Garrus-He's the one i'd always want covering my back. And if i ever have children, i would just soak in the awkwardness as he dealt with them. I think he'd be an wonderful person to talk to about weaponry.
Mordin-I want to be able to sit down with the such a genius. He'd probably end up simultaneously curing and strengthening the major human diseases. I'd also want to give him an energy drink, for giggles.
Joker (You get to play as him, i count that as being part of the squad)-It's Seth Green...in space, that should be enough justification.
Garrus-He's the one i'd always want covering my back. And if i ever have children, i would just soak in the awkwardness as he dealt with them. I think he'd be an wonderful person to talk to about weaponry.
Mordin-I want to be able to sit down with the such a genius. He'd probably end up simultaneously curing and strengthening the major human diseases. I'd also want to give him an energy drink, for giggles.
Joker (You get to play as him, i count that as being part of the squad)-It's Seth Green...in space, that should be enough justification.
Garrus (who wouldn't want to be best buds with the guy?)
Ashley (soley for the love interest)
Wrex (I'm never loosing another fight again!)
and Joker, actually. (1. Seth Green 2. He's pretty fucking funny who cares if he can't get around well. He can be the pilot of the living room)
Ashley (soley for the love interest)
Wrex (I'm never loosing another fight again!)
and Joker, actually. (1. Seth Green 2. He's pretty fucking funny who cares if he can't get around well. He can be the pilot of the living room)
1. Garrus (UHH DUUUHHHH!)
2. Thane, silent but deadly
3. Moridin, He could annoy even my most talkative companions
and...
4. Tali. She could improve the house, tech wise. I detect the worlds first omni-stove.
2. Thane, silent but deadly
3. Moridin, He could annoy even my most talkative companions
and...
4. Tali. She could improve the house, tech wise. I detect the worlds first omni-stove.
I'm sorry, but I couldn't keep myself from laughing.Sean Hollyman said:
1. Joker - C'mon, you've always wanted Seth Green as a best friend.
2. Miranda - Same as Joker, just replace "Seth Green" with "Über hot chick with an attractive accent"
3. Legion - Same reason as Miranda, just replace "Über hot chick with an attractive accent" with "Robot"
4. Tali - Same as Legion, just replace "Robot" with "Hot alien babe".
2. Miranda - Same as Joker, just replace "Seth Green" with "Über hot chick with an attractive accent"
3. Legion - Same reason as Miranda, just replace "Über hot chick with an attractive accent" with "Robot"
4. Tali - Same as Legion, just replace "Robot" with "Hot alien babe".
Tali - Total crush on her, plus she's wonderful when it comes to fixing things.
Legion - A logical friend who can minimize the risk of my decisions. Would also perhaps make a good atm. xD
Thane - My guide when it comes to spirituality.
Garrus - Because I need a good friend when shit goes down.
Legion - A logical friend who can minimize the risk of my decisions. Would also perhaps make a good atm. xD
Thane - My guide when it comes to spirituality.
Garrus - Because I need a good friend when shit goes down.