You can revive one famous person...

[ScarlettRage]

I would revive Hitler and then promptly kill him so that I could become the man who killed Hitler.

well good sir i just got ninjad

I guess I would revive Jesus...
Hahaha its funny because he is not real

He was Real... Just didn't do the things everyone thought he did.

OT: Marilyn Monroe, Because She Always seemed so interesting to me.

 

[omega_peaches]

-snip-

there's not much point, it would just be insulting. we can just agree to disagree.

I suppose the way I see it, one threw his life(and another person's) away doing something incredibly irresponsible. The other person overcame cancer and still continues to contribute to the film industry. I mean that's just based upon how they both live(d) their lives.

As far as achievements go, was his contribution to idiocy in jackass really that entertaining?

I see what you are trying to say, but I personally just disagree, and as you said, agree to disagree. I found what he did funny.
I'm glad we were able to settle this, because I often find myself in stupid arguments all the time.

 

[Can't CatchMe Coyote]

Revive: George Carlin. Kill: Jeff Ross.
Revive: Bill Hicks. Kill: Whitney Cummings.
Revive: Graham Chapman. Kill: Dane Cook.

The world would become infinitely funnier rather quickly.

 

[Jak23]

George Washington, so he can tell these people what this country's supposed to be like.

 

[dcdude171]

Frank sinatra - Justin bieber, or maybe id kill justin bieber , and the revive him so i got the pleasure of killing him twice

 

[Death God]

I'd either have Emma Watson, Johnny Depp, or Morgan Freeman and kill Lindsay Lohan or (and this might give me some hate but.. ) George W. Bush. So worth it.

 

[Fenrisulfr]

Freddie Mercury gets over here and Jim Carrey gets out of here.

Damn you! I love Freddie. Umm... it's a choice between Freddie Mercury and Adolf Hitler. I choose Freddie. He left to soon.

As for who I'd kill? Rupert Murdoch.

*EDIT* About Freddie Mercury... I hope he would come back at the age he'd be at right now if he were still alive. It would only be right. Since he'd be old, I'd just be grateful for one more concert from them since he of course wouldn't want to perform forever.

 

[rosemystica]

Revive Bill Hicks. Get rid of Fred Phelps.

 

[ChippedShoulder]

I would have revived Paul Grey during the two minute silence at Sonisphere this year, he would have materialized into his jumpsuit that was hanging on stage, it would have been awesome. And of course Justin Beiber gets the chopping block, mostly because he's an easy cop-out of the second part of that question

 

[Theron Julius]

I'm surprised I haven't been ninja'd. I would arrive H.P. Lovecraft and kill off someone incompetent and/or evil. Like Kim Jong-il or Sarah Palin.

I'll admit that Theodore Roosevelt was a close second, who in turn was just ahead of Julius Caesar.

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

I would kill Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

I don't need to bring anyone back. I just need an excuse to do this.

...Okay, I'd bring back Tupac, just so he could tell the world he killed him.

 

[Fenrisulfr]

Revive = Joseph Stalin
Kill = George W. Bush

So we can put him on trial for the 20 million people he killed?

No. So either I can help him get back into leadership of Russia or help him have a new life wherever he wants and to adjust to the more modern world. And either way I'll have an opportunity to talk to someone I have always respected and revered throughout history and learn what he knows to learn what makes him tick.

Revive = Joseph Stalin
Kill = George W. Bush

what does Stalin, a man whom many concern to be worse than Hitler, have to offer to the human race?

That is only people's opinions. IMO Stalin is one of the best leaders this world has ever had and I admire his drive and passion to make Russia the best country he could. Yes his plans didn't quite work out as evidenced by the fact the USSR collapsed but he still had a drive and passion and loyalty for his country that I admire and respect. He is someone to be honored not hated. And he should not be compared to a damn racist like Hitler. Stalin was a great leader.

While I love the Soviet Union and all of Russian history, and I do; I do disagree with bringing back Stalin. Sure, Russia seemed to be one of the greatest things ever under his rule, but it was pretty bad for the people. He had people taken away and killed, he erased people from history, he took half of Germany (which kept the East under Soviet Rule until '89. Not that great of a guy. He did have a cool moustache though. Really, the better leaders of the USSR (or at least my favorites) were Lenin, Brezhnev, and Gorbachev. Also, Don't attack Hitler while defending Stalin. It doesn't work. Oh, and Stalin did have mental problems. He would probably just kill you out of future shock.

 

[Zipa]

Freddie Mercury, one of the greatest male vocalists song writer and front man to ever live.

 

[Sprinal]

Two options for me Either:

Martin Luthur King Junior and then kill the bastard that killed him origionally

OR

FREDDY MERCURY!!! and kill Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Katy Perry... Okay one of those mainstream pop artists that anoy me to death.

EDIT:

Freddie Mercury, one of the greatest male vocalists song writer and front man to ever live.

Darn it Ninja'd... only just...

 

[Cowabungaa]

Albert Einstein, just to see him go hog-wild about the state of advanced physics today. The amazement on his face would be worth the effort alone. It'd be like watching a child go mad in a toy store.

No. So either I can help him get back into leadership of Russia or help him have a new life wherever he wants and to adjust to the more modern world. And either way I'll have an opportunity to talk to someone I have always respected and revered throughout history and learn what he knows to learn what makes him tick.

Look friend, Stalin was awful. The USSR was awful [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_famine_of_1932%E2%80%931933] to live [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Purge] in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin#Questionable_tactics] and Stalin did a great job of making it such an awful place to live in. That has nothing to do with opinion any more, it's pretty much established fact.

Your knowledge of history must be extremely dire if you revere him so much. Or it could be that you're also an awful person, but I don't want to be jumping to any conclusions. Stalin was a paranoid, homocidal and egocentric maniac. And if you seriously think that a person who killed hundreds of thousands of people for their opinions is a person who should be revered, then you sir, have a sick mind. I mean bloody hell, he shot painters who didn't depict him according to his standard.

Or you're an awesome troll, that could be the case as well.

 

[Varrdy]

I would return Freddie Mercury to the land of the living and put Pete Docherty out of his misery - everybody wins and the music industry gets a much-needed talent-boost.

Wardy

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

Revive: George Carlin. Kill: Jeff Ross.
Revive: Bill Hicks. Kill: Whitney Cummings.
Revive: Graham Chapman. Kill: Dane Cook.

The world would become infinitely funnier rather quickly.

Ninja'd!

But also want to add:
REVIVE: Richard Pryor. Kill: Martin Lawrence
Revive: Hunter S. Thompson. Hmm, maybe not a good idea to revive someone who killed themselves... so TOLKIEN! Kill: J. K. Rowling
Revive: Stanley Kubrick Kill: Michael Bay


I'm goin to stop here because I could go for days....