You can say one sentence and everyone on earth will hear it.
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"Umm... I didn't do it."
Of course, I would just say the meaning of life to the entire world (if I somehow knew it), then watch as everyone's heads exploded from finally knowing the answer. Though, if you wanted to cause complete chaos you could go with:
"This is the voice of God, please lay off Justin Bieber, I kinda like him."
Though that would just be cruel.
Of course, I would just say the meaning of life to the entire world (if I somehow knew it), then watch as everyone's heads exploded from finally knowing the answer. Though, if you wanted to cause complete chaos you could go with:
"This is the voice of God, please lay off Justin Bieber, I kinda like him."
Though that would just be cruel.
More...
"Would anyone like a jellybaby?"
AND
"If you hurt her, I will find you...and I will kill you."
AND
"THE LATINOS HAVE MUTATED!"
AND
"Would anyone like a jellybaby?"
AND
"If you hurt her, I will find you...and I will kill you."
AND
"THE LATINOS HAVE MUTATED!"
AND
That gave me a good chuckle.Nikolaz72 said:
I would go for: "I REALLY wouldn't do that if I were you!"
And see how many people you freak out, or get caught out due to it.
"Look at you all, scrambling around in circles down there! You're not even doing anything, just wasting your time! I could crush you all in an instant...
Yes yes, it breaks the "one sentence" rule, but not the "30 words" rule!
If not that, then "This won't end well for anyone at this rate.
Yes yes, it breaks the "one sentence" rule, but not the "30 words" rule!
If not that, then "This won't end well for anyone at this rate.
"Dammit, you leave the planet running for five minutes while you get a sandwich and fucking THIS happens."
or
"You are not alone. We're just hiding from you. We know what you do to your own people, and we do NOT want that."
or
"You are not alone. We're just hiding from you. We know what you do to your own people, and we do NOT want that."
Much as I'd like to give some sound advice to the people of earth, like "Always check the facts before you go believing everything you're told." or "Accept that other people's opinions will often differ from yours, and that's fine." I doubt it would make any difference. Because, while everyone on the planet would hear me, there's no guarantee they'd listen.
So I'd probably just use the opportunity for mischief. Maybe "You smell nice" in a really creepy voice, or "That guy over there just called you a prick."
So I'd probably just use the opportunity for mischief. Maybe "You smell nice" in a really creepy voice, or "That guy over there just called you a prick."
"Nuclear Launch Detected" in that starcraft voice
Alternatively,
"never gonna give you up..."
OR!
"Gays, Lesbians, Transgenders and Queers never hurt you, leave them in peace"
Or even, one where I kind of come on as if i'm talkign to someone else.
"So...how's the experiment going...wait what do you mean i'm broadcasting...SHIT TURN THE MIND CONTROL BROADCASTER OFF! TURN IT OFF DUDE, TURN IT OFF!" followed by crackly noises of static
:3
Alternatively,
"never gonna give you up..."
OR!
"Gays, Lesbians, Transgenders and Queers never hurt you, leave them in peace"
Or even, one where I kind of come on as if i'm talkign to someone else.
"So...how's the experiment going...wait what do you mean i'm broadcasting...SHIT TURN THE MIND CONTROL BROADCASTER OFF! TURN IT OFF DUDE, TURN IT OFF!" followed by crackly noises of static
:3
