You can't make this up...

[Pingieking]

Wow...

I really appreciated the guy taking the extra time and making the effort to draw out the bathroom scenario for us. He would be a great spokes-person for the pee-bottle industry.

 

[BentNeatly]

How is this even a problem? Who the hell carries around pee bottles? I get the dislike for public bathrooms. Sometimes when you have to pee very badly you get a boner. I assume its to allow more room, but really who knows?

Seriously though, i dont understand how any of this could of happened. Am i the only one in control of his body? And why didnt he raise the can lid? sure it would have been uncomfortable, but unless this guys a massive fatass, or he has a huge member, there should be plenty of room. Theres got to be like twenty things you could do BEFORE you shit in the tub...

And no. You dont call her back.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

Anyone else who thinks the girl will definitely call him back? All the girls I've met love when I defecate and urinate all over their bathrooms.. Or is this just me? :O

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

wow, just wow. That was both disgusting and hilarious. WTF is a pee bottle. what kind of person would even take what i think that is on a date. In summation, that guy deserved it.

 

[BentNeatly]

Damn! Now that was some class A stupidity! seriously, it was really funny to read at his misfortune, but he kinda deserved it... Public restrooms are there for a reason xD

Nay friend. I need my home base. In all my history of public school, i maybe dumped in a school bathroom once, and that time a group of mexican kids came in and threw wet napkins over the divider at me. And theres nothing you can do about that. sorta turned me off to the whole thing. Is there really a more vulnerable place then pants down on the shitter? and are there any people in this world more mischievous and cruel than inner city kids in a public school bathroom? Its a recipe for disaster.

And typically, unless i know i wont be somewhere familiar sometime soon, i can hold it.

 

[Rusman]

The story is kinda funny but the comments are even better, people saying "brah" without being ironical... Oh dear.
And the amount of people shouting First page... I am glad I only frequent the escapist where I like to think that most people are slightly better than the usual internet dwelling ass-toffee's.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Those forums are the epitome of douchebaggery.

Seriously, avatars of bulked up dudes, calling each other "bra".

Wow.

OT: That whole story reeks of bullshit (no pun intended), but if it's true, he should kill himself now.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Hahahaha I think I may have just pissed my pants - which is pretty ironic. Damn that was funny. Idiots...

HOLY SHiT GONZO BRO

 

[Lullabye]

...........huh.

 

[Lullabye]

Hahahaha idiots...

HOLY SHiT GONZO

Congradulations! you've just gone GONZO!

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

No, just.. No.

Hahahaha idiots...

HOLY SHiT GONZO

May as well come here for somethin'.
Congratulations!

 

[Zildjin81]

Wow... I'm in awe. He was so stupid. I mean it's not THAT difficult.

 

[lissn]

Oh wow. I'm so tempted to use a permanent marker and scribble a reminder about the importance of pee bottles on various parts of my body.

To sum it up: Giggled through the entire post, hoping that this would never happen to me. :|

 

[DC_Josh]

The paint pictures MAKE it.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

That was the least funny thing I've ever seen in my life.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Just wow... He is truly incompitent...