You created YOUR perfect country...what do you name it?

Count Igor

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Deadly Cheese Monger.

Think of what the inhabitants would be called.

Deadly Cheese Mongers.
They'd praise me for the awesome title.

There'd still be racism, but no calling them by their name in a bad manner. As in, calling people Pakki's. Foreigners would relish to oppurtunity to say something everyone has wanted to say since birth. Don't you deny it!
 

kazork

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pope_of_larry said:
NeedAUserName said:
Zealand, as far as I can tell there is no Zealand to make New Zealand new. Therefore I would give up my countries name to fix this anomaly.
Wikipedia has something to say on the matter http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand
New Zealand was named after a province of the Netherlands named zeeland. It is the place were they build the famous "stormvloed kering" (super high tide stopper.... or something).
 

Fragged_Templar

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Awesomopolis, because well we are awesome

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hawkeye52 said:
tar valon (cookie available for the person who gets this)
The answer you are looking for is Wheel of Time, Tar Valon being home to the Aes Sedai
 

Lazy Kitty

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The Eggman Empire
Sim Land
It would have lots of cameras and all of you would get a brain control chip implanted which allows me to control all of you, except when your bladder level is too high, in that case it causes you to start dancing funny.
 

Vankraken

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Tropico and i would be El Presidente.

Advisory: "El Presidente, your people are asking for a high school"
Me: "The people have do not understand what truly is important, what we need are more cabarets..... and a casino"
 

Yopaz

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hawkeye52 said:
tar valon (cookie available for the person who gets this)
Dang... too late for the cookie. Surprising how few have heard about Wheel of Time though...

I would name my country Habbagagabbakekacheajfhefbahdkvustarnakchandlokoppa, just to make people spend years learning how to pronounce the name. That or United States of Free Beer And Maybe Some Snacks Such As Peanuts.
 

Twilight_guy

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That one country with all the nice stuff. Our flag is a white background with a poorly draw batman riding a velociraptor.
 

Tattaglia

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Republic of Fuck Yeah!! It's pretty much like any other country, except high-fives are given upon arrival and a steady rate of explosions occurs at any time and any place. Actually, it's quite dangerous. Nearly everything is made out of kevlar and concrete. Poverty is rife due to people's wallets combusting. You can't leave because the borders are engulfed in a perpetual fire. The sound of children crying fills the streets. I haven't eaten in days. Fuck yeah!!

kazork said:
pope_of_larry said:
NeedAUserName said:
Zealand, as far as I can tell there is no Zealand to make New Zealand new. Therefore I would give up my countries name to fix this anomaly.
Wikipedia has something to say on the matter http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand
New Zealand was named after a province of the Netherlands named zeeland. It is the place were they build the famous "stormvloed kering" (super high tide stopper.... or something).
And even then, Zealand is in Denmark. Meaning New Zealand was originally named Staten Landt, then Nieuw Zeeland, and then Captain Cook said "fuck them Dutch" and named it New Zealand, possibly because he was on the Danish payroll. Nice going with the name, European settlers.
 

Tourette

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I'd call it 'Lago' which was the town that Clint Eastwood renamed 'Hell' in the classic western 'High Plains Drifter'