you done goofed!

[killcheese]

So today i got up at 9, got dressed and collected my homework for the school day as always. The only problem? its SUNDAY! yeah... i literally face palmed when i pulled into the parking lot and nobody was there. How about you escapist, what has made you face palm lately?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Allnighter here. I have a ton of work to do today.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Allnighter here. I have a ton of work to do today.

Were you at Georges last night, too?! ;D
Yup, same here. Uuuuugh god. And it's gonna really catch up on me come Monday morning.

Screw a shrew -_-

 

[zen5887]

About four days of flirting ends with "I'd rather be friends"

..Girls huh?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

About four days of flirting ends with "I'd rather be friends"

..Girls huh?

Been there, done that.

[sub]Women... Why can't their intentions be clear from day one?[/sub]


[sub][sub]5th post FTW![/sub][/sub]

 

[Best of the 3]

I have bad eyesight, so even though I have my clock just a meter or so away I can't actually make it out well at all. I read the time when I woke up and it said almost quarter to two (PM). I basicly shat myself becuase I was meant to be going out today. I quickly rushed out of my comfy bed, rushed breakfast, dressed very rapidly.

What did I find when I actually put om my glasses, I realised that I had mixed the hour and minute hand up and that the time was only just nearing 10am.... I facepalmed =/

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Once when I went up to a bin with a sandwich in one hand and the wrapper from it in the other, fully intending to put the wrapper in the bin, the part of my head responsible for movement function decidedd to go HERP A DERP and make me put the sandwich in the bin.

 

[MetalDooley]

Woke up yesterday and my bedside clock said 5:45pm.I was supposed to be babysitting for my brother at 5pm so I jumped out of bed,got dressed in a rush and left the house.On the way to my brothers house I rang him to apologise.He had a good laugh and then informed me it was only 10:30am.....stupid clock

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I went upstairs to get my keys from my desk 3 times this morning, the first 2 times getting distracted and finding myself at the bottom of the stairs with no keys...wondering what happened. I've gone ditzy in my old age.

Anybody want Portal 1 via steam?

 

[Stammer]

Well, since EA won't let me re-download a game I already virtually purchased from them, I pirated myself a copy of the game. The game works well, but with it came a bunch of spyware and viruses. We're talking major infestation. Like, every few seconds my computer would automatically download files from the internet, I'd get pop-up ads right on my desktop, and it'd even sometimes play music or make noises that I didn't want it to.

I've since gotten rid of all of the malware on my computer. But I guess that's what I get for stickin' it to the man.

 

[sky14kemea]

I keep almost pouring milk and soup (and other stuff from bottles and saucepans) into the sink, instead of into the bowl I was aiming for....

I really don't know why, my mind goes on auto pilot and I end up in front of the sink, tipping the bottle and suddenly realising "Wait... I was gonna use this!"

 

[emeraldrafael]

I was playing in our hockey tournament and went to have an epic swing at the puck to clear it from our zone during a penalty kill, and I didnt see quite were the puck was, because on the back swing I scored in our goal.

... the gaming losing goal. I honestly debated whether I should even bother dressing for the next game.

 

[Jonny49]

Coursework needs doing. Can't be arsed to do it. Passing depends on it. 1 day to do it.

Nice.

 

[Kunzer]

I was playing in our hockey tournament and went to have an epic swing at the puck to clear it from our zone during a penalty kill, and I didnt see quite were the puck was, because on the back swing I scored in our goal.

... the gaming losing goal. I honestly debated whether I should even bother dressing for the next game.

If it makes you feel any better, I am a goalie, and it is my opinion that your goalie is at fault for this.

Not you.

A good goalie has eyes on the puck at all times

 

[emeraldrafael]

If it makes you feel any better, I am a goalie, and it is my opinion that your goalie is at fault for this.

Not you.

A good goalie has eyes on the puck at all times

While thats true, I dont think goalies have to watch where it is, and we had a guy screening him. I'm the Captain, the team relies on me at Center to lead and be organized. This was all my fault, and I can live with it. Its actually realy funny now, looking back at it.

And I did dress for the next game. Got a gordie howe and a natural hat trick. So it all worked out in the end. We won to, 7-0, and wonthe tournament.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I keep posting controversial replies in the help forum without clearly stating that I'm commiserating with the poster. Due to this, I inadvertently try the patience of the mods, and it adds to that feeling of me being a douche.

I become my worst enemy.

 

[Jonluw]

Well, I did sort of facepalm (not physically) when I found out you start school late enough to wake up at 9. And get to drive to school.
Speaking as someone who has to wake up at 6:30 every morning and then walk for half an hour/45 minutes, I am very tempted to point my middle finger in your direction, but I try not to be that petty.

As for other things that have bothered me today?
I've been away from school with the flu this week, so I've got lots of stuff to catch up with, and I need to find a book from 500-1870 AD to read. And analyze "Ved Rondane". Uuuuuurgh.

 

[killcheese]

Well, I did sort of facepalm (not physically) when I found out you start school late enough to wake up at 9. And get to drive to school.
Speaking as someone who has to wake up at 6:30 every morning and then walk for half an hour/45 minutes, I am very tempted to point my middle finger in your direction, but I try not to be that petty.

As for other things that have bothered me today?
I've been away from school with the flu this week, so I've got lots of stuff to catch up with, and I need to find a book from 500-1870 AD to read. And analyze "Ved Rondane". Uuuuuurgh.

College man, its the shit. First class at 10 am was the best decision iv made in years.

 

[Kunzer]

If it makes you feel any better, I am a goalie, and it is my opinion that your goalie is at fault for this.

Not you.

A good goalie has eyes on the puck at all times

While thats true, I dont think goalies have to watch where it is, and we had a guy screening him. I'm the Captain, the team relies on me at Center to lead and be organized. This was all my fault, and I can live with it. Its actually realy funny now, looking back at it.

And I did dress for the next game. Got a gordie howe and a natural hat trick. So it all worked out in the end. We won to, 7-0, and wonthe tournament.

Nice!

 

[Kwaren]

You made me remember this. That was enough to make me facepalm.