You dun goof'd up...

[Free Thinker]

Today, all I could in my class was give my friend a disappointed look and a facepalm. But first, a little backstory...

I have a stalker. Apparently she follows me in the halls because I look like her ex-boyfriend. This is creepy enough. Now I know someone will say just give in, let me give my reason in advance. She is not the best looking. There is no way that I will ever be attracted to her. Ever. Pair that with the creeping, jumping out a window looks even more appealing.

Now to the real crux of the issue. My friend accidentally mentioned my name while talking to her...
She dun goof'd up. Because of her, my stalker now knows my name, and it only advances from there.

When have you just looked at your friend(s) who messed up so bad that you either a) said, "You dun goof'd." or b) facepalmed.

 

[Skorpyo]

Tasers. Tasers are cheap and effective.

Wait... oh.

OT: none of my friends ever did that to me, it was always the reverse.

I would embarass them in front of their GF's, always have the most shocking example of mind-fuckery on any given subject, etc.

I INVENTED the Tactical Facepalm.

 

[Free Thinker]

If not for the creeping, I would not be attracted to her or think about dating her.

So, you are attracted to her now then?

Would you at least be attracted to her if she had, say, your penis in her mouth?

Cause if so then I'd say just run with it.

I probably should've worded that better. Let me put it bluntly. I would rather use a cactus as a back-scratcher.

 

[OakTaooper]

I've done a few things that caused ME to facepalm about...but my friends. Yeah, they've done some really stupid stuff.

 

[Hman121]

one of my black friends wrote an open letter to black people to stop using the n-word as his status on facebook. many people liked it and commented agreements. Then, one of my white friends writes" Yo, (friend's name), whatz good, my n-word!" She is such a white person, I had to write *FACEPALM*

 

[PrimoThePro]

Ya dude... Um you could... Totally... Uh...
I honestly have no idea what you could do in this situation. Maybe find a way to get her ex to date her again?
[sub]Lovely musical montage anyone?![/sub]

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Well I'm usually the one who dun goof'd up needless to say my friends don't allow me to consume liquor around them anymore.

 

[ultrachicken]

Confront her. Report her to a teacher. Do something before that gets out of hand.

OT: A friend of mine once said, "The way you know if a woman is turned on is if she

Spoiler

has her period."

He had said that in front of the entire class. With everyone paying attention to him.

 

[Nouw]

Reverse, I've told heaps of people who my friend likes. Not good at all.