You Get To Name Our Next Planet

[Yassen]

Just a simple thought I had on the bus today, let's say a new planet was discovered that in a few short years we would begin to colonize, it would be our first planet to live on that isn't Earth. By luck you win a lottery that gives you the privilege to name this new home of humanity, so what would you name it?

Personally I'd want to call it Eden Prime, yes because it's from Mass Effect but also because I think it's an appropiate name for our second home. So what would you call it?

 

[Uber Evil]

I have no clue. Uranus is already used.

Urrectum, then? Sorry, I had to.
OT: Something polysyllabic, for SnG.

 

[Mestraal]

Terra.
Just so I can call Earth One Gaia and cause a planetary collision a la Final Fantasy 9. I think it'd work.

I wish. Fusing planets sounds awesome.

 

[EHKOS]

Withershins. Blipity bloop. Asimov I. Urectum. Planet Planet. Planet Hollywood. The really really dark grey pearl. Equstria. Hoth. Tatooine. Dagobah. That planet in Firefly. That one planet from Star Trek. The Planet of the apes.
Take your pick.


How many people did I ninja?

...dammit.

 

[SomeRandomFaggot]

Baile nua meaning new home.

 

[Bagk Nakh]

Gvactri'Djiuus, just to see them try and pronounce it on the local news.

 

[Robert Ewing]

I'd give it one of those code names that NASA like to give them.

The planet will be used purely for alcohol production when it is colonized. And it shall be called 1-2-M.E.H-N.I.

God... My life...

 

[RickyRich]

If it was a mountainous planet, with a lot of natural defenses I would name it Aegis. Aegis would be the shield of her people against those who wish to harm her people.

To get this, you have to know what Aegis is.

 

[GryffinDarkBreed]

Bob

titan AE reference FTW.

 

[Uber Evil]

Withershins. Blipity bloop. Asimov I. Urectum. Planet Planet. Planet Hollywood. The really really dark grey pearl. Equstria. Hoth. Tatooine. Dagobah. That planet in Firefly. That one planet from Star Trek. The Planet of the apes.
Take your pick.


How many people did I ninja?

...dammit.

I believe that you were the one who was ninja'd (by me).

 

[Peteron]

I have no clue. Uranus is already used.

Urmom?

As for me, probably my name. Just to be 'that guy.'

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

My name, so that my name will go down in history, even after the planet is renamed Planet Narcissus by the people who overthrow my toltalitarian regime even though I did nothing evil, though I'll just knock over Switzerland and stuff myself with chocolate in exile till I die.

Wait, what where we talking about?

OH LOOK! A KITTEN!

So, long story short, never become a professional revolutionary, cause then you get control of your own colony ship with only dial up, and that's never any fun.

 

[mikeybuthge]

Doomed, us humans screw everything up eventually. Harmless filler sentence yay!

 

[Voodoomancer]

Gvactri'Djiuus, just to see them try and pronounce it on the local news.

I'd name it Eyjafjallajökull
Bonus points if the planet is completely free of glaciers.

 

[Powereaver]

*Property of Mickcorp* because corporations will rule the world by that stage *nods*

 

[Twilight_guy]

Chronos. Continue the naming tradition and also come up with something cool, done and done.

 

[wooty]

"Plan B", seems like a very apt name to be honest.

 

[rancher of monsters]

Fire, because some men just want to watch the world burn.