you have 5 seconds left to live

[MrSnugglesworth]

Transform into a Velociraptor.

 

[Scumpernickle]

Go to a live presidential speech and scream "I'll be back for all of your lives!"

Chaos ensues.

 

[KarumaK]

I'd shout this; "GOD! If I truly am the biggest badass in the land STRIKE ME DOWN NOW!" This prompting everyone witnessing the event to seal me in history as the man so badass God had to do him in personally.

Alternative I'd pop out near a really hot chick feel her up and then look up and go, "Okay I'm ready now."

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!?!"

 

[Takoto]

Eat Japanese food, whilst playing Pokémon and proposing to my boyfriend, whilst riding on a golden zebra and drinking whiskey and shooting people I hate.





I don't know.

 

[andrat]

Id use the search bar, it takes about as long.

This.

But nothing, I would have no time whatsoever.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

I'd say, "My only regret...is having...Bonitis."

cookie for reference, it's double chocolate!

OR

"I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!!"

 

[mike1921]

Actually I'd probably punch the person who told me. Then at least he/she will remember me as the jerk who punched them when they only had 5 seconds left to live.

Ninja'd

 

[Dogstile]

you know what i would do

i would be 6 seconds away from telling everyone how to cure cancer

 

[wrecker77]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Friggen lol man. You win.

probubly write

"Renaldo must be stoped!"

on a peice of paper and die with that in my hands so when people find it, they think I was important.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

These threads have already been done to death. They've been popping up at least once a week now.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

"shit, well this sucks, is my five seconds up ye" *gets shot in the face by a high powered rifle at point blank range*

 

[Satin6T]

apologizing for every sin I've commited

...that'd take more than 5 seconds though
so I'm gonna say commit one last one

 

[Amalith]

Jump out of a very hight flying plane. No parachute needed.

 

[matsm]

pull my finger!!

 

[VincentX3]

Suicide.

Or make an epic pose.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would shout the name "Alisa" before I go or something.