you have 5 seconds left to live

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

OMG I HAVE LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS TO LI....

 

[bodyklok]

Since I can be anywhere, I'd be in a cryogenic tube, and I'd freeze myself until they found a cure for what ever was going to kill me.

EDIT:3555 posts!

How do you know a disease that kills you maybe its a sniper.

Well even then I'd be better off in a cryo tube.

He can't just open the tube?

No, this cryo tube works by creating an impenetrable wall of matter than stops time and can't break until there's a cure for what I have or the sniper gives up.

 

[1234ihatethisbloodyaccountyetamtool]

i would make a thred on the Escapist "I have 5 sec to liv-"

 

[LewsTherin]

I'll post it on The Escapist.

 

[Valiance]

Hum the intro to the knight rider theme, most likely.

 

[Dys]

I'd would just yell: With my last breath, I BLAME ZOIDBERG!

It's 'Wtih my last breath, I curse zoidberg'...Also I wholeheartedly agree.

Oh, really? I guess I need to watch that episode again.

Hmm, or maybe I'm wrong, and I need to watch it again.
I like your thinking!

 

[Berethond]

I'd try to post a response to this thread, but time would run out before I'm done...

Heeeeeeeeey
You're still alive.

I think I'd write "It was the Scientologists" in my blood.

 

[mongolloid]

id dig a hole in the ground and put my penis in said hole.

 

[AWC Viper]

wonder why i only get 5 seconds.

 

[Zombie Meatlumps]

OSHIII--

 

[jboking]

Five seconds? Helmsman, fire!

because clearly, if I only have five seconds to live, it is because I am going down with my space ship.

If I was here on earth I suppose that what I would do in five seconds is end my life with the line "It's cool, I had grown tired of living long ago."

 

[TheRealCJ]

Well, I suppose I Could go and

 

[leighjet]

*takes off pants*

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would say: "... and you've got five seconds to ..." at which point I suppose I would die

 

[Taerdin]

I'd make one of those forums posts saying I'm in some kind of extreme circumstance (imminent death) and then no one will believe me because they'd be like, "why aren't you handling that instead of on this forum?"

Just like when people are like, my house is on fire WHAT DO I DO!? And people are like... if your house is on fire why are you posting on a forum.

Yeah that.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

I'm not really sure, 5 seconds would be pretty quick.

I might try to do a shoulder-roll which I've never done quite right.