You have a giant laser...
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uhh, where do infinity ward live?
I joke, but id see if i could shoot myself, see if the lazer asploded
Of course, that would be painful....really painful....LIKE DEATH PLUS 11
On second thoughts
Hello, activision, can i speak to infintiy ward....YES I KNOW YOUR HVAING MARITAL PROBLEMS, BUT ITS REAAAALYY IMPORTANT!!!
I joke, but id see if i could shoot myself, see if the lazer asploded
Of course, that would be painful....really painful....LIKE DEATH PLUS 11
On second thoughts
Hello, activision, can i speak to infintiy ward....YES I KNOW YOUR HVAING MARITAL PROBLEMS, BUT ITS REAAAALYY IMPORTANT!!!
You could say it was a terrorist attack gone bad, and that they killed themselves :LMr.Mattress said:
fire it at my teachers small head, a minute blast that only causes a very small burn the size of a pencil tip, enough to cause discomfort but not pain
I dunno. I would fire it at one or two people, but the reason I'd fire it at them would be far to selfish.
I'd probably fire it, after much deliberation, at an some form of politician. Most likely an ecil dictator,
I'd probably fire it, after much deliberation, at an some form of politician. Most likely an ecil dictator,
Ooooh, toughie.
Maybe the Dove World Outreach Center. The ones planning to hold a massive Qu'ra burning party on 9/11 this year to commemorate the event (even other nutty evangelical groups have basically told them "Guys cut this shit out. Seriously"). Maybe frivolous lawsuits. Maybe a nuclear weapons storage facility because, damn, that would look awesome before everything ever died. Except those damned Little Waterbears.
Okay, I'd shoot it at those Little Waterbears. See if I can kill the damn things SOMEHOW.
Maybe the Dove World Outreach Center. The ones planning to hold a massive Qu'ra burning party on 9/11 this year to commemorate the event (even other nutty evangelical groups have basically told them "Guys cut this shit out. Seriously"). Maybe frivolous lawsuits. Maybe a nuclear weapons storage facility because, damn, that would look awesome before everything ever died. Except those damned Little Waterbears.
Okay, I'd shoot it at those Little Waterbears. See if I can kill the damn things SOMEHOW.
I would demand 5 billion pounds and total amnesty from any crimes. To prove I'm not joking, I would destroy Jerusalem.
I'd carve my face into the moon. Some of you might think why would I do something so incriminating? Well luckily, I'm a bad drawer with a pencil, I'm sure to be worse with a joystick.
i would line it up and fire it when the point that the comet that would mess the earth up and that giant worm hole and take the shot so it would hit the comet plow through and go to the worm hole and overcharging it and suck itself in and thus destroying it for ever.
yeah i know this wouldn't work but its worth a try
yeah i know this wouldn't work but its worth a try
Save it for some other time, when the world needs me. Maybe I'll destroy a Dalek armada with it. (...I've been watching too much Doctor Who)
You mean I have to choose between Simon Cowell, Jedward and the cast of Twilight to obliterate? That's just unbelievably cruel. I'd have half a mind to point it at you, Omega. Unless I can group these people together, I'll just have to disintegrate the Twilight Cast with a laser beam that can only be described with an internet meme concerning a rather large number for a power-level to be.
