You have a gun with one bullet...

[FEichinger]

Myself. Honestly, chances are Earth won't survive 100 years from now, so ... if humanity manages to get off Earth in the meantime, fine, then we won't have world issues to deal with anymore anyways ... And if humanity doesn't, the problem is solved through us not existing anymore ... Yep ... 100 years is fine to solve the problems either way, so ... I'd definitely shoot myself.

 

[Kurai Angelo]

Do either of them look anything like Justin Bieber? That would certainly affect my decision.

 

[theriddlen]

I'd go for hunger. I think that wars can be very beneficial to society. Say what you want about WW2, but thanks to it everything advanced much quicker than it would in time of peace - both society and science.

 

[lordlillen]

Hunger.

Because War? War never changes.

actually according to solid snake
war... has changed.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

world war.
by removing war we can actually deal with the problems in places like the middle east and africa, including hunger and poverty.

 

[Substitute Troll]

I shoot at nothing. Then I grin like a trollface.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I would probably shoot myself in the left foot as well, because even if I'm a cripple for life, I don't die and I can still play (most) video games...

 

[Nightmonger]

I would shoot the parent that spawned them this making sure no further problems are brought into the world

Alternatively This is the revolver from serious Sam and I have unlimited bullets! problem solved!

 

[Folji]

Pass the gun on to someone else.

 

[Exocet]

I pistol whip them both,that way I put them out of commission for a while!

But since this is not about breaking your rules,then world war.No more wars: all military budget goes to other causes,including education and health.

 

[HeatproofShAdOw]

As controversial as it is, I'd have to save the bullet. Those two things, while awful as they are, are helping to keep our exploding population in check. If either of them was eliminated, we'd have no room left and shit would get real.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Line them both up.

What if the bullet is only a .22 or some other calibur that has the power to smash through the bone of the skull once, and do horrible damage to the brain, but stop once it hits the other side?

OT: Shoot into the ceiling.

If I shoot hunger, war escalating into WW3 will not be pretty and we are having fewer and fewer wars as a satistical trend and the result of the increased economic interdependance.

If I shoot war, increasing the world food crisis will crash the world's economies at rising food prices and kill to many people to count.

 

[Xanadu84]

100 years is no where near as long as permanently on the grand scheme of things, so in that situation, I both literally and figuratively dodge the bullet.

As for the other 2...War is flashy, and certainly terrible, but the boring logistics of food affects about %15 of the population. Truth be told, shot by a bullet or starve to death, your dead either way. Id get rid of hunger. A lot of secondary problems will follow suit.

 

[BlueSinbad]

Can I shoot something else instead? I don't wanna shoot either of those things, and I certainly don't wanna shoot myself. Can I shoot Ben Affleck instead?

Woah now you have a problem with Affleck? Please, do come and take a stroll with me in to this back alleyway...

On topic, erm I'd say World War.
Just because, Why not?

 

[BaronUberstein]

I shoot neither.

Instead, I tell them that I will shoot both of them (you never said THEY knew how many bullets I have) if they don't fight to the death. Then I watch them fight and laugh.

I bet War would win that one.

 

[Aiedail256]

I shoot neither.

Instead, I tell them that I will shoot both of them (you never said THEY knew how many bullets I have) if they don't fight to the death. Then I watch them fight and laugh.

I bet War would win that one.

You forgot to mention you'd shoot the winner as soon as the fight was over.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Can I shoot one and pummel the other one to death with the gun (or my fists)? There. World Peace for everyone forever.

 

[Rule Britannia]

Collateral damage? lol

Erm I'd probably shoot world war.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Hmm... if I just scribble "Evoker" on the side, I think I should be safe...

"PERSONA!"

*boom*

Well shit.

 

[ElPatron]

Violate the laws of physics and twist the bullet's trajectory like in Wanted.

Or, if I could do that, kill Hunger and use my new found skill for War.