You have a pool full of spiders...

[theultimateend]

Gasoline+Match=Dead Spiders

[sub]BTW my pool is full of mosquito larvae, black algae, and other bugs at the moment because the owner of the house refuses to accept that a f**ked up motor/filter and using only chlorine once in a blue moon isn't enough to keep a pool clean. It is f**king disgusting(you can't see the bottom in the shallow end).[/sub]

That is super fucking dangerous.

Someone needs to empty out that pool before somebody ends up dead :/.

Mosquitos are not good at all.

 

[jojoemon]

Feed them and stuff. I always wanted a pet; maybe I'll name them "Yami" after the evil organization from History's Strongest Disciple or something.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Irradiate them and make an army of spider-people, of course.

 

[SecondSince]

When life gives you spiders, make spider-ade! ^^

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I think I'll just leave this here:

it sums up my opinion very nicely

 

[airrazor7]

Sweet, I have a pool! Never mind how it got inside my apartment.

Now, onto the multitude of arachnus deathicus...

Find out if it's the spider guardian from Spider Man: Book of Ezekiel or bomb them with a spider repellent that is also highly flammable.

 

[Mcupobob]

One word...

Napalm.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Have a quick whisky.
Then pour the remaining whisky into the pool, and light it.
Then procced to dump large quantaties of flaming arsenic onto the spiders, drom them in flaming petrol, and poor toxic waste in.

And then they all should have died!

 

[TheFloBros]

Shit myself. Just that. I would just shit myself.

 

[the spud]

OT: How do spiders birth babies? I just thought about that while I was thinking of something to put down.

You really, really, don't want to know.

Why not? I just always assumed they occasionaly squirted one out while spinning a web.

Is it more disgusting than that?

 

[poppabaggins]

This. Except I actually would summon the spiders.

I just spent a half hour on imgur looking for this picture and forgot what I was doing until it popped up.

 

[captaincabbage]

Is there anywhere near buy where I can buy/rent a flamethrower by chance?

Is there anywhere I could go to buy a Rocket-launcher that shoots flamethrowers?

 

[conflictofinterests]

Wonder how the fuck so many spiders got into one place at once and call a pest service for the metric shit ton of bugs they must have been EATING.

 

[AroLombardi]

I've burned spiders before with a wind-proof light, and that was extremely fun. Imagine a pool of them burning....

 

[Johnny Impact]

OT: How do spiders birth babies? I just thought about that while I was thinking of something to put down.

Eggs. Lots and lots of tiny eggs, anywhere from 1 to 3000 depending on species. Spiders go through their larval stages inside the egg, so what hatches is lots and lots of tiny spiders. Some species even care for their young http://www.spiderzrule.com/spider308/Wolf%20Spider%20with%20babies%204-23-08%201.JPG

OT: Back away slowly, then perform tests to establish whether or not I am dreaming. One spider doesn't bother me. A whole poolful of them is simply too surreal to process. I would doubt the presence of the spiders too completely to "do" anything......but there's no way I'd ever dive in to see if I was wrong.

 

[Apprentice88]

Agreed. Fire solves everything.

 

[zerobudgetgamer]

Is there anywhere near buy where I can buy/rent a flamethrower by chance?

Copy, paste, fuck them spiders to hell.

 

[mysecondlife]

I've seen a bigger spider eat the smaller one. talk about creepy.

I think I'll let nature figure it out. when its down to one, I'll kill it myself

 

[Jodah]

Torture pit. Is there any other option?

 

[Apprentice88]

Also funfact: Common household spiders in Australia include; Red-backs, Funnel-webs, White-tails, Mouse spiders, Wolf spiders, and a whole heap of other nasties.

http://www.termite.com.au/spider-identification.html