You have a pool full of spiders...

[Joey Wonton]

They are all general house spiders.
All of them are alive.
They can't get out of the pool because the rim is porcelain.

What do you do to/about them?

 

[Miles000]

Dive in and have an Australian-style bath XD

 

[Trololo Punk]

Is there anywhere near buy where I can buy/rent a flamethrower by chance?

 

[Disaster Button]

Show them an instructional video on how to work as a team, resulting in them working together to form several human shapes, allowing them to pull themsleves out.

 

[KingFall]

Kill it with fire.
Kill it with fire.
Kill it with fire.
Kill it with fire.
Kill it with fire.
Kill it with fire.

Agh! You heard me!

 

[Rigs83]

Throw them a rope and run

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

YES!
We will build an army!
We will rule this world!

 

[Instinct Blues]

Leave them right where they are and put a cover over the pool.

 

[Seives-Sliver]

leave my neighbor's home and inform them that their pool is full of spiders >.>

 

[the spud]

I would toss a molotov into the pool and roast all of the spiders. But I can't just let all those nice tasty spiders go to waste, can I?

OT: How do spiders birth babies? I just thought about that while I was thinking of something to put down.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Yes! My dream has finally come true.

I'd probably just keep them there and see what I could manage to do with them. Maybe like throw a puppy or kitten in the pool, and see what happens.

 

[2fish]

Build a bridge to the neighbor's attic. Go forth my children we shall take our revenge! WE SHALL COUNT THEIR PAIN ON OUR EIGHT LEGS!

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

Fill it with water and drown them or put some lighter fluid instead and light it on fire and watch the show, happy late 4th of july! :3

 

[Phantomess]

They lay eggs. Eggs hatch. New spiders. *shudder*

Find the nearest cache of Mortein and gas the mothertruckers. That's one for arachnophobics everywhere!

...

Can you now take the carcasses away so I don't have nightmares tonight, please?

 

[Taddy]

Kill it with fire.
Kill it with fire.
Kill it with fire.
Kill it with fire.
Kill it with fire.
Kill it with fire.

Agh! You heard me!

That about sums up my response...

 

[Gaiseric]

Gasoline+Match=Dead Spiders

[sub]BTW my pool is full of mosquito larvae, black algae, and other bugs at the moment because the owner of the house refuses to accept that a f**ked up motor/filter and using only chlorine once in a blue moon isn't enough to keep a pool clean. It is f**king disgusting(you can't see the bottom in the shallow end).[/sub]

 

[godofallu]

Step 1: Wow I've never seen so many spiders before, that is one scary scene
Step 2: Walk away slowly
Step 3: Find a desk and write out a list of possibilities
Step 4: Dial up the kind folks at Guinness world records and win most epic spider collection
Step 5: Use money from record to hire an exterminator to kill them

 

[electric_warrior]

Throw them some tiny life preservers