You have been approached by an adventurer...

[Jedoro]

I grab my Mossberg 500, Colt 1911, and ammo, then ask why we haven't left yet.

I want to join your party, my friend.

OT: Is it for the cause of good and/or law? Let me grab my weapon!

We shall ride at dawn alongside space marines to save princesses!

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I grab my Mossberg 500, Colt 1911, and ammo, then ask why we haven't left yet.

I want to join your party, my friend.

OT: Is it for the cause of good and/or law? Let me grab my weapon!

We shall ride at dawn alongside space marines to save princesses!

And then I'll use my legal powers to prove that it was the Darkspawn who brought in the Reapers, not the princesses! GENUS!

 

[chaosbedlam]

Find a big gun and say 'lets do this sh!t'.

 

[DrunkPickle]

A futuristic Nazi, Grey Warden approaches me. He seeks my wisdom in defeating a blight of motorized, male, iron Darkspawn.

What do I do?

I build a huge army of motorized, female, magnetized Darkspawn.

 

[General Vengeance]

They need my help in order to save the world, hmmm well that seems fair.

But first I want you to say, "I am a false prophet, and God is a superstition".

 

[Kevin Lyons]

Shoot an arrow in everybody's knees.

 

[Right Hook]

I tell him I have better things to do than go on a grand adventure helping to save a country and its citizens, then I go home and play Skyrim.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Eh, beats real life at any rate. And besides, if I die, no biggie. I'll just need to tell my family about it and not give them a specific time for being back. And hopefully, more "normal people" I'll be able to stay in touch with so I don't go insane afterwards, assuming I survive.

Other than that, when do we leave?

 

[Jedoro]

I grab my Mossberg 500, Colt 1911, and ammo, then ask why we haven't left yet.

I want to join your party, my friend.

OT: Is it for the cause of good and/or law? Let me grab my weapon!

We shall ride at dawn alongside space marines to save princesses!

And then I'll use my legal powers to prove that it was the Darkspawn who brought in the Reapers, not the princesses! GENUS!

And then we shall expose the Teryn's betrayal to the Council. BRILLIANT!

 

[Tiger Sora]

If I don't help them the worlds gona be ruined, enslaved, cleansed of life or blown up. Ya I suppose I can spare time for that.

*Gets handed a lasrifle* Lets do this. For teh Emporah!!!!!!

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I suppose it'd be more exciting than my current life. Why not, y'know?

 

[Smeggs]

ADVENTUUUURE!

I'd totally go on an adventure. Not saying I'd be of any use really, but hey, these guys are pro-heroes, I'm sure they could teach me a thing or two to defend myself.

 

[jimahaff]

I would do it, and most likely die horribly as a result. I don't have enough...much... OK fine, any actual combat experience. So while I would jump at the chance, I wouldn't be much use.

 

[SoranMBane]

Depends on the adventurer and what the rules are for companion characters in that particular adventurer's game. If it was, say, the Courier from Fallout: New Vegas (where companions can only be knocked unconscious), I'd totally come with them. I probably wouldn't be much use besides moral support and philosophical guidance, but I'd do my best. I guess I could also get a gun and half-heartedly shoot at enemies, but I've never shot anything bigger than a BB gun, so I don't know how well that would go. I'd actually make an effort to avoid the Courier's line of fire, though, so in that regard I know I'd be heads-and-shoulders above all the other companions.

 

[DanielBrown]

Explain that after a knee injury I won't be able to do any adventuring anymore.

 

[ConstantErasing]

Unless I get magic powers and a boat load of money out of the deal, probably tell them to go find some other clueless loser.

 

[DragonManRen]

A beautiful chance to gain riches and fame while achieving worthy goals. I'm in!

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I'd be the healer and we would all wipe. Woo.

 

[Jamash]

Funnily enough, I actually used to be an adventurer, until I tripped on a loose flagstone and broke my neck.

So unless they can absolutely 100% guarantee a total absence of flagstones, no more adventuring for me.

 

[mstieler]

Isn't that supposed to be the other way around? They come up to you and ask if you need help with something?

In that case, ask them to go dig through piles of crap to find an arbitrary number of random items.