You have been challenged to a duel

[Sealpower]

Flagpoles at dawn, on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier.

That would be something.

 

[Mordekaien]

I choose the Battle of Wits....
when: a few years from now on
weapons: wits, a bottle of iocane powder

now, how did that sound?

 

[winginson]

Weapon: My reach, her flexibility.
Place: Her bedroom.
Time: All day baby.

 

[Jedamethis]

A champion, to fight in my stead. The rest I leave to my champion.

 

[BOOM headshot65]

Location: A football stadium
Time: 12 Noon
Weapons: M1928 Thompson Submachine guns with forward grip and 50 round magazine.....

Spoiler: But who said we have to fight fair???

His weapon....

My weapon, sucker! [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CombatPragmatist]

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Today at 8:00Pm. A cook-off! Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Buffalo Strips, and a chocolate cake dessert! Loser eats the others meal, and since I'm a terrible cook I might come out of this with eating a decent meal for once.

 

[Crazycat690]

Tomorrow at noon, giant purple dildos, lets see... It'll go down on a platform inside a live vulcano.

 

[Keoul]

Perfect! I had this planned all along! I throw my shoe at you Thus leaving you stunned and open for a severe beating!

Just as I thought, you completely forgot about my shoe-repellant power armor. A darned handy piece of equipment, I daresay, wouldn't know what to do without it. It renders any shoe-based attack completely useless. And after I pick up your shoe, I throw it right back at you. And while are scrambling about, trying find all the teath I just knocked out, I move in for the kill.

Hah! It was a trap! that was my shadow clone all along! and while you're bent over trying to beat up that silly old thing I have already snuck behind you readying for the final blow!

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

I chose Saber, as in;

Place and time: Somewhere in Japan, late at night.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Weapon: Mario Kart 64 - Star Roads.

Time: Any Time he wants it.

Location: ... The Middle of a Gran Prix Race.

 

[guitarsniper]

Weapon: Time and Space
Place: Everywhere
Time: Everywhen

 

[Matt Oliver]

Magic the Gathering deck as my weapon, at high noon, on an elevated platform and first to lose, their part of the platform falls and they fall 300 ft into the water below where there are sharks with lasers.

 

[Buizel91]

*Sees title, automatically think "I activate my Trap Card, i win"

I really need to stop watching the old series of Yu-Gi-Oh...

 

[bauke67]

Hah! It was a trap! that was my shadow clone all along! and while you're bent over trying to beat up that silly old thing I have already snuck behind you readying for the final blow!

And just as you're about to strike, I raise my hand, signalling my my personal bodyguard to turn of their claoking devices, energy swords blazing. Screaming their battlecry "wort wort wort" they slice you to pieces.

 

[Smeatza]

Weapon: Potato launchers
Location: Outside a local pet store
Time: Business hours

 

[Keoul]

And just as you're about to strike, I raise my hand, signalling my my personal bodyguard to turn of their claoking devices, energy swords blazing. Screaming their battlecry "wort wort wort" they slice you to pieces.

Too late! just as they uncloak I've already snapped your neck! leaving your bodyguard so ashamed that they commit seppuku!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Portal gun, Aperture portal facility with a hole in the roof showing the moonlit sky...nighttime.

I do believe I made myself clear with where this is going.

 

[Major Chip]

Weapons: A syringe filled with a powerful sedative, strong tape, a sturdy table and the element of surprise.

Place: Somewhere people don't ever visit, hidden in plain sight.

Time: When they least expect it.

Only an idiot accepts a duel. Stay hidden, stay unpredictable.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Nerf swords at noon in the piazza at my school! Everyone gets one and we beat each other senseless. (I want this to be a new annual event).

 

[kommando367]

Weapons: Flails

Time: 10 AM next Sunday

Place: Sealand