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bauke67

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Keoul said:
Too late! just as they uncloak I've already snapped your neck! leaving your bodyguard so ashamed that they commit seppuku!
You really just fell for that, didn't you?
You took an imposter. I am, in fact, one of my bodyguards, so they don't have to kill themselves. (not like there's seppuku on Sangheilios anyway)
And as you stand there, over the imposter's corps, expecting your enemy to kill themselves, we approach and chop you to bits.
 

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bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
Too late! just as they uncloak I've already snapped your neck! leaving your bodyguard so ashamed that they commit seppuku!
You really just fell for that, didn't you?
You took an imposter. I am, in fact, one of my bodyguards, so they don't have to kill themselves. (not like there's seppuku on Sangheilios anyway)
And as you stand there, over the imposter's corps, expecting your enemy to kill themselves, we approach and chop you to bits.
You think you're smart do you?
Skip to 1:37 see what happens to you and your "guards"
 

bauke67

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Keoul said:
You think you're smart do you?
Skip to 1:37 see what happens to you and your "guards"
Nod at the bird and people die. Everywhere, people die. Target doesn't die. He's fine.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU in case you don't get the reference)
Target nods at some other guards that were hiding in pillars, come out and then take their formation.
And since my guards have energy swords, I'm gonna wish you good luck in deflecting their blows, assasin!
 

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Weapon: A rapier, like a true gentleman.

Place: A huge library

Time: A week from now, I need to scratch up on my fencing.
 

Keoul

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bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
You think you're smart do you?
Skip to 1:37 see what happens to you and your "guards"
Nod at the bird and people die. Everywhere, people die. Target doesn't die. He's fine.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU in case you don't get the reference)
Target nods at some other guards that were hiding in pillars, come out and then take their formation.
And since my guards have energy swords, I'm gonna wish you good luck in deflecting their blows, assasin!
Smoke bomb, stab stab gunshot aaaand now it's just you n me, come at me -taunts-

Captcha:inside out, That'll be you when I'm finished here
 

bauke67

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Keoul said:
Smoke bomb, stab stab gunshot aaaand now it's just you n me, come at me -taunts-

Captcha:inside out, That'll be you when I'm finished here
Let's just assume you manage to take out a fully equipped elite honor guard(invisibility, energy swords, granades etc) WITH A KNIFE, some smoke and the worlds most outdated gun ever.

So now that you've finally managed to kill my guards(somewhat like this, I'd imagine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y)
I have long since taken up a strategic position, ready to strike as soon as you turn around.
 

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bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
Smoke bomb, stab stab gunshot aaaand now it's just you n me, come at me -taunts-

Captcha:inside out, That'll be you when I'm finished here
Let's just assume you manage to take out a fully equipped elite honor guard(invisibility, energy swords, granades etc) WITH A KNIFE, some smoke and the worlds most outdated gun ever.

So now that you've finally managed to kill my guards(somewhat like this, I'd imagine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y)
I have long since taken up a strategic position, ready to strike as soon as you turn around.
I refuse to turn around. Since my snipers have already located you and lined up their shots, with but a thought, you'll be dead
 

bauke67

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Keoul said:
I refuse to turn around. Since my snipers have already located you and lined up their shots, with but a thought, you'll be dead
Really? Mind-controlled snipers? One single thought gone wrong and there are endless things that could go wrong.
You may not have noticed, but it seems that, while you were taking out my guards, you repeatedly thought: DIE! DIE! DIE!
So, yeah, you may need to reconsider that, cause I'm still standing, and I don't need you to turn around.
 

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bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
I refuse to turn around. Since my snipers have already located you and lined up their shots, with but a thought, you'll be dead
Really? Mind-controlled snipers? One single thought gone wrong and there are endless things that could go wrong.
You may not have noticed, but it seems that, while you were taking out my guards, you repeatedly thought: DIE! DIE! DIE!
So, yeah, you may need to reconsider that, cause I'm still standing, and I don't need you to turn around.
On the contrary, My "repeated thought" was, Kill Kill KILL. Completely different, and under the cover of my smoke bomb, THEY were the ones to take out your guards and oh look now I'm thinking "Kill bauke67"
 

A.A.K

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Unarmed combat.
Unmarked warehouse in Redfern.
Whenever you will it in the next 6 months.
 

crazyfills

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Time: 5:00 AM so my opponent will be tired and I wont be because I don't sleep well anyway
place: Chogo Ri (the great mountain)
weapon:A Bisento
 

bauke67

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Keoul said:
On the contrary, My "repeated thought" was, Kill Kill KILL. Completely different, and under the cover of my smoke bomb, THEY were the ones to take out your guards and oh look now I'm thinking "Kill bauke67"
You may want to have more specific thoughts than "kill kill kill", since your snipers seem to have also taken the liberty of shooting eachother.
And you may think you're safe, but you're not. I picked up one of your snipers' guns, and I can see you, wetting yourself, in the crosshairs.

BAM!
 

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First I would shout "It's time to d-d-d-dddd-DUEL!!!" Then throw a cat at them... Outside a dog pound.
 

Ambitiousmould

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weapon: my razor sharp wit
place: the road in front of my house
time: i'll ring you when i get up
 
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Bar-fisted and naked in a minefield, only the mines are in fact undead dinosaurs that grab you with their fetid teeth and drag you bleeding and screaming under the ground into a land where misery rules eternal. The sky above our duel hosts an atmosphere which is acid, and clouds which rain nought but fire and brimstone. Meet me there, under the witching hour, where we shall wrestle out our grudges like MEN!