You have been forced to nuke a country.

[General BrEeZy]

wouldn't, like, 1/6th of the earths population disappear if China was obliterated? lol, but i wouldn't do that...

i'd hate to nuke anywhere, but is Tuvalu a COUNTRY or just an Island? cuz that little place is about 15 feet above sea level at its highest point...and it's basically doomed to be consumed eventually anyways, so i'd go with that. =\

 

[Banana Cannon]

India, I suppose.

China? why would anyone not nuke the land of everythign thats wrong with the world!

Cause they're sitting upon all the resources were gradually running out of.

no they are not more to the point they are wasting those we still have.

They have been building for their nation's further development. Explain to me how they're all that's wrong with the world, considering how this is also the country that is probably the birthplace of Martial Arts and fireworks?

 

[John the Gamer]

North Korea. Nobody will miss them.

 

[alandavidson]

Some little island with a low population. It sucks for them, but there is little collateral damage in the long run.

And why am I being forced to nuke a country? Are there aliens?

 

[kickassfrog]

The weird thing in this thread is that there are occasionally people suggesting places with really high populations because it'll put a dent in the population. Which is silly because there'll be less people, but there'll be an even smaller inhabitable part of the world. And after wars and plagues other things that cause hundreds of thousands of deaths, there's generally a big spike in birth rates that outweighs any "good" done by the horrible thing that caused many people to die.

Not that I want to get facts in the way of certain peoples' misanthropic suggestions on population control.

Anyway, there's not really any nation I hate so much that I would want to have it bombed for any serious reason. So I'll go with Belgium, because I really hate Tintin.

Real answer: Vatican city- I know it would really annoy the catholics, but it has one of the lowest populations and very few young children will live there.

This was insanely funny. I'm not entirely sure if it's supposed to be, but I found it hilarious.

Oh, look, everybody said 'America' because they're so edgy and anti-establishment. Never seen that on the internet before.

Everybody? In three pages I seen the USA mentioned, like, four or five times. I've seen Sealand and North Korea mentioned more times than the US. I personally expected France to be mentioned more often than it has been, because France is one of those countries that it's acceptable to hate in the UK and the US.

Edit:

America.
...
What? Don't say you didn't think about it.

Come on, guy! Just before my post, as well. That's just bad timing, that's what that is.

Israel. Less Jews the better.

Why would you want to nuke france? If there was 2 countries left I would like England and France, because we can take them in a war. Like everyone else.

 

[Banana Cannon]

I'll take the Rorschach route and let the world end. I refuse to have innocent blood on my hands, even if it means someone else kills many more. I won't let the sick bastard who gave me the choice, feel the satisfaction of watching me kill people who have done nothing wrong. And hey, no one will be alive to ***** at me for it, either.

Not sure about that last part, the perp responsible might fly off in his/her rocket ship or stick it out in his/her underwater fortress. But at least you got standards, and I like that.

 

[DannyHale09]

Somewhere like Germany or Poland or Norway or something..

 

[ImprovizoR]

Texas without a blink of an eye.

 

[rutger5000]

Probably need to do some research, but right of the bat I would say iceland. It's isolated, no-one goes thereand no-one lives their either. It's a waste for the thermal energy that it could provide. But the world won't really miss it. On the other hand I could try to nuke a nation and start a nucluar war.I think that might be best for humanity. Aks me again in 2050.

 

[Philip Petrunak]

That deppends.

Is it only one nuke, and it only distroys the area a nuke could, and I could pick the location?
Canada. Honestly, there are so many places we could just do an orbital drop from and not hurt a single person. In addition, we don't have nukes, so no nuclear war, and it would be done by a Canadian, so no blaming other nations.

Does it kill the whole population, with fallout effecting the surrounding nations?
The Isle of Man. They've got like 80 thousand people, and are pretty far away from other land masses.

Does it kill the whole population, without having fallout effect surrounding nations?
The US. This was actually the first answer that came to mind. No offense, but the US is really fucking over the res of the world right now. Fact is, your corrupt politics and corporations are starting to poison Canada, not to mention how much it's fucking over the rest of the world. No offense, but I would kill every us citizen on a heart beat if it would protect my country.

 

[Chris^^]

Vatican City

 

[WaderiAAA]

Texas without a blink of an eye.

Texas isn't a country.

 

[KorLeonis]

No no no son, you got that wrong. I have been ALLOWED to nuke a country (please let me get a few more, pleeease). The Vatican is target number 1, I'm sorry Italy, there will be a fair bit of collateral damage, it is necessary.

 

[Drakmorg]

I pick Japan, just so nobody can take away their legacy of being the only country ever attacked with nuclear weapons.

 

[CRRPGMykael]

So many stupid countries just waiting to be blown away...Portugal is one,but they have a few really good soccer players so it's alright.
Macedonia goes second,because...well,nobody gives a fuck about Macedonia.
BUT,I HAVE TO DECIDE!So...let's go with The Vatican.Yeah,it's not really a country,but fuck it,the population isn't big and it would atleast shut christianity up for some time.
OWAIT,I have to be 'cool' and decide to nuke my country of irigin so everyone thinks I'm acceptable!Goodbye,Ukraine!

 

[Jedoro]

I'll take the Rorschach route and let the world end. I refuse to have innocent blood on my hands, even if it means someone else kills many more. I won't let the sick bastard who gave me the choice, feel the satisfaction of watching me kill people who have done nothing wrong. And hey, no one will be alive to ***** at me for it, either.

Not sure about that last part, the perp responsible might fly off in his/her rocket ship or stick it out in his/her underwater fortress. But at least you got standards, and I like that.

I sure hope he has a harem and doesn't mind the retarded descendants he'll eventually have.

 

[green gear]

Technically some people do own the moon.

yeah blow up the moon no lifes lost just lots of bad weather
that might kill people...

my masterplan ruined

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

Prolly Iceland. Not many people, not many natural recourcess and its an island.

 

[Goatmeat]

Which I don't fucking get. I mean I know they're stereotypically snobby, but I can't remember us ever being in a war against them (Nazi occupied France doesn't count), and they helped us a lot in the Revolutionary War (moreso then people care to admit).

I know. It's surreal to me living in the UK that there are people who genuinely believe that political correctness has gone mad and you can't make fun of anyone any more, and then they watch Jeremy Clarkson go on about the French on Top Gear.

Britain has the flimsy excuse of France being a historic enemy, especially back when empires were the new black and France and Britain were in competition to see how many foreign lands they could take over using the "gun beats spear" method of diplomacy. But America doesn't even have that.

And then there's the thing about them being cowards because the Nazis invaded them. It's not as if there was some sort of kick-ass French resistance against the Nazis that provided intelligence to the Allies which was invaluable in them kicking the Nazis out of France.

Why would you want to nuke france? If there was 2 countries left I would like England and France, because we can take them in a war. Like everyone else.

I don't want to nuke France. I quite like France. Gorod are French. And I have, like, 30 Asterisk comics. But in the UK and in some parts of America I've been to, it's not so much acceptable to hate the French as much as it's actively encouraged.

Don't bomb France, people.

Also, I just realised that I named Belgium earlier and my favourite album is Dim Carcosa by Ancient Rites, who are Belgian. Ah well, live and learn. Sorry, guys.