You have just been caught masturbating! What do you do?!?!?!?!

[figday]

as Mortal Kombat put it..

'FINISH IT!'

 

[Sir_Auron_the_Badass]

"execute order 66"

Start a coup that gets rid of all Jedi in the galaxy? I fail to see how that relates.

OT: Depends, if it was exactly here, I'd be mortified given that I tend to keep my dorm room open almost all the time. However, because I have always had to share my bedroom with someone else I always use a locked bathroom for my privacy, so if someone caught me like that I'd yell at them in a half-embarrassed, half-furious voice asking why the fuck they just unlocked the door and barged right in!

 

[Everin]

Finish what I'm doing... Like a boss.

That is exactly what I was going to say when I saw the topic Cause it's the only real option.

 

[FalloutJack]

Actually, this is quite impossible. FalloutJack locks his door.

 

[Insanity72]

I would re-enact my avatar.

Thanks to that i almost had an entire mouthful of coke come out my nose XD

 

[Jyggalag]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

Iron man

If my gf walked in...I don't know. "I was thinking of you..." XD

 

[Hashime]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

"Way Too Drunk Man to Be a Superhero 2" ?

Iron Man!

 

[twaddle]

i would say this

 

[StellarViking]

I would re-enact my avatar.

Thanks to that i almost had an entire mouthful of coke come out my nose XD

Then I've accomplished what I set out to do today.

 

[The Black Ghost]

Stop watching Battlefield 3 footage

 

[darktau21]

well awhile back i was in my room and i had my headset on and my girlfriend sneaked into my room and helped me out from behind. a week later i walked in on her and i returned the favor.

 

[Brawndo]

Look them dead in the eyes and finish

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

Right now you say? If i were to right now, id be fired on the spot

 

[Kakashi on crack]

Yes well, I have this pillow currently in my lap but I suppose it would be next to me in this situation.

I'd probably be like "Well, its late at night and I thought you were all sleeping, what did you think I was doing in here!?" and procede to cover myself with said pillow.

Seeing as how if I wasn't down here right now eating a late dinner, I'd be in my bedroom, I wouldn't need an excuse really... I'd probably just say something along the lines of "one, why did you take my door out of its socket, two, KNOCK FIRST" (My door is off the hinges so I have to put it into the socket and lift it to get it to close. Using this method it gives me about 5-10 seconds to cover up in case someone tries to open my door XD)

 

[NOHC]

I ask the police officer to taser me, for the extra jolt, 'cause the viagra isn't working.

 

[Sangreal Gothcraft]

Tell them to come back when I'm done.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Pretend you didn't notice and continue while moaning "[name of person who just walked in] I wanna fuck you so bad, and so forth." Bonus points of the person who enters is related to you, and boss level points if it's your parents

 

[mik1]

"I had a dream i was climbing a rope!"

then while they were calling my bullshit id take a gizzle in their face HA!!

 

[darksakul]

Scream out loud, "BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL"!!!!

Just to see the reaction

 

[Logic 0]

"Give me a minute"

my contingency plan is to turn around and ask them to close the door.