You have just jumped out of a building.....
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My last words would be to my kids. "You're inheritance is located in the *splat*!
Take THAT future possibly ungrateful offspring!
Take THAT future possibly ungrateful offspring!
hehe, but they would be awesome last words if any one understands them XDThe Heavenator said:
mine?
i donno, maybe a recording device that would survive the fall with me laughing in a really creep way? sure, I'll go with that
"Man, what are the odds of two separate private airplanes crashing in such a way as to prevent me from having access to stairs leading up or down, and simultaneously setting the building on fire in such a way as to give me no choice but to jump. It's times like this I wish that the Empire State building hadn't decomissioned it's zepplin dock. Oh well."
Yes, that does imply that this has happened before. Clearly prior to these events, I'm one of the .001% that survive a high altitude fall without dying. How a quadriplegic got to the upper middle floors of the Empire State building and then threw himself out through shatter resistant windows is up to your brain to decide.
Yes, that does imply that this has happened before. Clearly prior to these events, I'm one of the .001% that survive a high altitude fall without dying. How a quadriplegic got to the upper middle floors of the Empire State building and then threw himself out through shatter resistant windows is up to your brain to decide.
"Time to empty my pockets of all this change"!
Maybe someone will lose an eye. I'm dead, what do I care what happens to anyone, lol. Death = Morality solved.
Maybe someone will lose an eye. I'm dead, what do I care what happens to anyone, lol. Death = Morality solved.
Not enough time to say any words, I did jump out of the first story of course, the door was jammed and all.
So maybe "Freakin' stupid door"
So maybe "Freakin' stupid door"
I actually know this one! It's from Mallrats! (I'm a View Askewniverse fanboy)SycoMantis91 said:
OT: "This isn't where I parked my car..." *kersplat*
I would wonder why I jumped out, then proceed to look down and aim for a parked car, extend my right fist forward and say "Bring it on!"
That is assuming there was no way for me to live, cause I would obviously go for that option instead.
That is assuming there was no way for me to live, cause I would obviously go for that option instead.
Did someone throw me? Then I'd probably use some profanity.
If I jumped, I'm probably going out singing The Rocket Summer. "So, In This Hour..." in particular.
If I jumped, I'm probably going out singing The Rocket Summer. "So, In This Hour..." in particular.
I would start singing "Detroit rock city" all the way down...
[sub]Gotta laugh, cause I know I'm gonna die...[/sub]
EDIT: Or, of course, this classic:
"With my dying breath I curse Zoidberg!"
[sub]Gotta laugh, cause I know I'm gonna die...[/sub]
EDIT: Or, of course, this classic:
"With my dying breath I curse Zoidberg!"
I will not fall for your blatant lies! (You can keep your damn lie-cake)BamWam said:
EDIT: On second thought, I think I missed your main reference since you clearly use "portal" in your post... I don't know, it's late and I'm tired lol.
OT (even though I already posted one): "A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' The naked lady says... " *splat*
(obligatory cookie for the reference I s'pose)
