You have just KILLED your avatar!

tjcross

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MrGameluvr92 said:
I would have just destroyed the most powerful relic in all of Hyrule.....I don't know who would kill me first: Zelda, Link, or Gannon.
well i just killed link while he was snoozing so that but i it is after he defeated gannon so i guess zeldas gonna kick your arse
 

nonl33t m4st3r

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You're fighting nonl33t m4st3r's avatar.

It's a KoL custom avatar, with pants. Jick really hates pants on stick figures, for some odd reason...

You give your opponent a nasty case of club elbow. By which I mean you club its elbow for 156 damage.

You win the fight!

You gain 60,000 meat.

You acquire an item: terrible joke

You gain 30 Fortitude.
You gain 26 Wizardliness.
You gain 11 Smarm.
 

omicron1

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Being a Level 1 Commoner, I do two things:
1. Receive somewhere on the order of 200,000 experience points
2. Hire the nearest capable magic user to perform the Miracle spell, thus ensuring the beastie stays dead.
 

Leemaster777

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No worries, he's the director. He'll just write himself back into the script.

Or he'll use acupuncture to bring himself back to life.

Or he'll come back as a glowing golden afro-ghost.