You have just met your clone.

[Condor219]

So you're walking down a road, when you see someone who looks vaguely familiar across the street, but someone you've also never seen before. You are interested, so you approach them, at which point you realize they look exactly like you, right down to what you're wearing.

So, what do you do?

 

[GudangGaram]

Check my sanity.
Recheck
Talk
Recheck
Comfirm

Talk
Chat
Smoke
Drink coffee and smoke
Fight them
Laugh
Plot for an evil plan to save the world

 

[Radeonx]

Kill him.
There can only be one.

 

[Cat of Doom]

Get them drunk and make out with them

 

[Anarchemitis]

Find some place to sit, have a drink and have a thorough introspective talk. It would be very educational of what kind of a person I am, and if there are any improvements to be made in the realm of social fitness.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Say "Err hi?" and then we hang out?

 

[yanipheonu]

So there are two of us.

*both put on black sunglasses and take out shotguns*

Let's take over the world.

 

[theheroofaction]

I would take this opportunity to make out with myself, but for the nerd cred, not out of actual lust.

 

[Mace Tulio]

Pull that old 'would it be incest or masturbation?' line.

Then proceed to laugh quietly and walk away.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Well, there is only one thing to do when that happens...
And I'm sure my clone will agree...
Unfortunately I can't tell you what because that would be NSFW...

Pull that old 'would it be incest or masturbation?' line.

Then proceed to laugh quietly and walk away.

It would be whichever you prefer it to be to justify yourself.

 

[Tartarga]

Team up to freak people out. I'd be talking to someone and then my clone busts trough a window and we proceed to have a sword fight that lasts only a few minutes. Then my clone says "Egads, i'm late for the meeting." and jumps back out the window and I go back to my conversation as if nothing had happened. Or we could do something less elaborate I suppose.

 

[Dragoniferous]

Begin planning how to confuse people. Subtle stuff, like being in different rooms at the same time, so it appears that I'm everywhere.

 

[Von Heix]

Say Hi and nod approvingly -> Go to Cheap Motel -> Engage position 69. Rinse and repeat. And modify schedule as circumstances permit.

 

[scorptatious]

I'd sit down and wonder whether I've finally gone off the deep end or not.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

I'd totally chill out with him and totally get off with him.
What, that just me?
[sub]okay[/sub]

 

[T8B95]

Kill him.
There can only be one.

Yes.

Not only that though. If he's me, then he's also plotting my murder for the exact same reasons. We spend years in a cat-and-mouse game before finally ending up in a Mexican standoff where we must face the ultimate question: Will this be murder or suicide?

Not that I've done this before or anything...

 

[Flailing Escapist]

I kill him. Only because I fairly certain he would try to kill me and take my life.
Or we'd pull off the best heist in the world.

Say Hi and nod approvingly -> Go to Cheap Motel -> Engage position 69. Rinse and repeat.

Or this ^ why 69 tho? If i took my clone to a motel room I think it would get pretty raunchy. Or hey, a guy that I wouldn't be afraid to have a threesome with.

 

[Viewtiful Dan]

I'd go get some brunch with him

 

[Voxgizer]

Kill him.
There can only be one.

I...you...dammit. I was gonna say that.

 

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