You have some falling to do

[crudus]

Try to figure out exactly how I need to land so that my will is spelled out in my blood.

but that is only because my first answer was taken >.<

Spoiler

am i the only one who listens to lemon demon?

I was actually looking up that song as soon as I saw this topic. I actually thought it was advertising this some.

"Oh no, Not again..."

 

[WolfEdge]

Knowing that there is no turning back, I sigh. I know what must now be done.

I rip my shirt off, ball my right hand into a fist, and pull my elbow back as far as it'll go.

And then I shout, "FALCOOOOOOOON... PAONCH!"

That's right. I'd falcon punch the world.
You guys are going down with me.

 

[GodofDisaster]

There is one thought that would cross my mind, as I'm falling.

"If there is an after life and I happen to end up there, I need to remind my self to beat the living shit out of Newton."

That or.

"Dammit looks like this is the end for me. Might as well say my final words, something cool and badass. Come on think, think, think, think. (Sees the ground inches away from face) fuck, too late." (Splat)

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! My ears! My eaaaaaaars!

Sudden epiphany: I should carry a Werther's with me everywhere I go.

EDIT: Lagann...IIIIIIMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACT!

 

[pumpkinetics]

To infinity... AND BEYOND!

Alternatively; "I'm a kiwi!"

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I'd be more or less paralyzed with fear; I have a phobia of falling from great heights.

 

[bak00777]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...*Takes deep breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..wow this is taking forev..*SPLAT*

 

[DrEmo]

"I can survive as long as I hit water"
Videogame physics can't be argued with.

 

[georgelangham]

"Oh no, Not again..."

Said the bowl of petunias.

Funniest thing about that is you learn in later Hitchhiker books that there was a reason for it to think that.

Spoiler

In that universe reincarnation exists (or at least in the case of the bowl of petunias) and it has decided it wants to screw with one guy by always making it reincarnate and then promptly die through peculiar circumstances. In this case he was reincarnated as petunias and the infinite improbability drive spontaneously traded all the atoms of the missile for those of that Petunia plant.

 

[georgelangham]

"I can survive as long as I hit water"
Videogame physics can't be argued with.

Well up to about 2 stories you can (as it is not enough height to reach terminal velocity), as long as the pool is at least 3 stories deep.


I may as well join in.

"I cast Levitate!" roll 2 d20s.

 

[georgelangham]

accidental DP of same thing twice, god only knows how to remove this one.

 

[DustyDrB]

Shoot the blue portal!

 

[KiruTheMant]

"I knew I should have taken the room in the basement."

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

"At least I died the way I lived!"

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

Shoot the blue portal!

But you would still have the same momentum as before, so you would still go splat.

 

[Freedomario]

"but i dont know what gravity is"
*stops in mid air*
Cookie if you get the 15 year old refrence

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

Yeah, not really imaginative, but realistic.

 

[laststandman]

"I hope this is one of those 'Resonance of Fate' type falls"