You have some falling to do

[Irony's Acolyte]

I'd try and learn how to fly or at least glide. If that can't be accomplished, then I guess I'll just become a human projectile and aim for something.

 

[Stamaris]

Five pages in and nobody has said this yet? My mind, she is blown.

"With my last words, I curse Zoidberg!"

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I curse Newton!!!!

Well, you know what the folks in Mass Effect 2 say about Sir Isaac Newton...
OT: It depends on the length of the fall. If it's going to be one of those Resonance of Fate-style falls, then: "Looks like I'm about to die as I lived. Eventually."
If it's a lot shorter than that, then any other generic pop culture reference that I happen to have time for, but can't think of at this current moment.

 

[Gunjack65]

Damnit, I shouldent of divided my zero last night.

 

[Super Toast]

"This must be another one of Allan's silly pranks. What a joker."

 

[delh3043]

wonder if i can hit my bosses car

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Well I wake up every morning feeling like P diddy, so id be licking my teeth and trying to find a bottle of Jack Daniels

 

[tomtom94]

Bollocks Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsplat.

Or I attempt to recall the last monologue of the whale from Hitchhiker's Guide.

 

[willsham45]

I Knew I should have taken up that offer on the parashuot,
I feel like that guy in road runner
Well this beats work

weeeeeee

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Spoiler

I would decide to stop falling down and instead start to fall up for that would be much more interesting then I grab my magic guitar/drum set/synthsizer and start playing this song.
For I would rather be conversing with the stars than going splat on some sunbathing old lady.

I think suffocation/hypothermia is a poor alternative to instant death.

I violently disagree with you.

 

[Vancleef]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH"

or something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h02a2HSB58M&feature=related

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *thud*

 

[Sweet Potato Vines]

"I'll probably just swear my tits off"

cookie for the reference.

 

[EatPieYes]

"Oh gee... Weeell, might enjoy it while I still can."

 

[gl1koz3]

"WTF?"

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

i wonder what the potted daffodil is doing falling beside me and if it will be my friend

 

[Tipsy Giant]

"I wonder how fast I can go. And what tricks I can do. FOR SCIENCE."

And then proceed to remove my clothing and aim for the place I can see with the most amount of people. Hopefully I can hit a parked car.

Ninja'd, but at least it was FOR SCIENCE

 

[EHKOS]

Gosh how did I end up in Columbia? I hope Elizibeth is watching.

 

[Ampersand]

"Tally HO!!!"

 

[gabe12301]

Good thing I always pack a parachute ^_^