You have the world to yourself...
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Do lots and lots of things.
Loot shops, steal things and generally go quite mental.
I'd also journal my slow descent into insanity in case anyone or anything ever finds it.
Loot shops, steal things and generally go quite mental.
I'd also journal my slow descent into insanity in case anyone or anything ever finds it.
Me?
Acquire a plane (it's not stealing b/c it's well sorta mine, I am the last person on earth.) Fly to military base, stock up on cool weapons.
Fly to coast with weapons (By this point hopefully I've figured out how to fly and fuel a C-5 or something.) Acquire sail boat. Go sailing.
Next, time for a big game hunt in Canada.
Travel to London. Take crown jewels, glue them to my toothbrush (hey, I can do whatever I like.)
Off to Japan. Look to see if they have made any *working* gundams.
Finally, back to America, to NASA.
Start learning a shit ton about space travel, this planet is a drag. I'm gonna take a dog with me and fly off into space. Oh yeah, with the largest freaking nuclear fireworks show to give the planet a good send off.
Find aliens. Tell them I am God. Rule their planets and stuff.
??????
Interstellar deity.
Acquire a plane (it's not stealing b/c it's well sorta mine, I am the last person on earth.) Fly to military base, stock up on cool weapons.
Fly to coast with weapons (By this point hopefully I've figured out how to fly and fuel a C-5 or something.) Acquire sail boat. Go sailing.
Next, time for a big game hunt in Canada.
Travel to London. Take crown jewels, glue them to my toothbrush (hey, I can do whatever I like.)
Off to Japan. Look to see if they have made any *working* gundams.
Finally, back to America, to NASA.
Start learning a shit ton about space travel, this planet is a drag. I'm gonna take a dog with me and fly off into space. Oh yeah, with the largest freaking nuclear fireworks show to give the planet a good send off.
Find aliens. Tell them I am God. Rule their planets and stuff.
??????
Interstellar deity.
Be extremely upset. I'd get hit by a massive wave of grief first. Losing everyone I care about without even a chance to say goodbye will be devastating. Then I'll just get drunk, play single player games, read everything I've always wanted to but never had a chance to. Maybe travel to places I've always wanted to see. Then when I run out of things to take my mind off the depression I'll be consumed by it and kill myself.
Before committing suicide, I would make my way down to gearbox headquarters and play Duke Nukem Forever. Then make my way to the pentagon and have a look'see. Then find a gun and end it. Seriously, the existence of other people is all that makes this world interesting.
If my dog can survive with me, that will be good enough. Some company never hurt!
But I would likely just go around and enjoy the quiet. It might be quite sad actually, but at the same time interesting.
I'd eventually blow something up once I've had my peace and quiet though.
But I would likely just go around and enjoy the quiet. It might be quite sad actually, but at the same time interesting.
I'd eventually blow something up once I've had my peace and quiet though.
1. Steal a shit-load of porn. Really, just...so much porn.
2. Masturbate
3. Get drunk
4. Repeat.
5. Find a hammer and a cow. Hey, they're stupid and I need to eat.
2. Masturbate
3. Get drunk
4. Repeat.
5. Find a hammer and a cow. Hey, they're stupid and I need to eat.
(yep, it's another twilight zone twist)
Finally read all the books, watch all the movies, play all the games I haven't had the time for with all these people around
[crunch]
...but first, go to a place where they make perscription glasses, figure out how everything works and crank out a dozen pairs.
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Also, get an RPG and knock down the leaning tower if pisa. Seriously, that thing has always bugged me.
Also, also, since I have an RPG, shoot the case that holds the Mona Lisa to see if it really is as strong as they say.
Finally read all the books, watch all the movies, play all the games I haven't had the time for with all these people around
[crunch]
...but first, go to a place where they make perscription glasses, figure out how everything works and crank out a dozen pairs.
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Also, get an RPG and knock down the leaning tower if pisa. Seriously, that thing has always bugged me.
Also, also, since I have an RPG, shoot the case that holds the Mona Lisa to see if it really is as strong as they say.
...wat?Freechoice said:
Me: I'd find a way to conjure up my girlfriend. Then WE would have the world to ourselves. Much better
Why all the suicide? Geez don't be such a coward. It may be boring after awhile but killing yourself is a waste of a bullet.
Confusion first, then interest, and then finally a distinct problem forms in mind.
What the hell am I gonna do for sex, dammit?
This is where Jack tries to flag down god for a sec to possibly rectify this oversight. We have an Adam without an Eve here. So, either give back immortality or let the propagation begin.
What the hell am I gonna do for sex, dammit?
This is where Jack tries to flag down god for a sec to possibly rectify this oversight. We have an Adam without an Eve here. So, either give back immortality or let the propagation begin.
