You have to make the Worst game ever
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Some kind of Farmville game where you bust out the monitor like the Lawnmower man and mercilessly slaughter as many Farmville players as you possibly can.
Oh, hang on, I just realised you said a bad game. Ooops.
Oh, hang on, I just realised you said a bad game. Ooops.
Take a promising movie property and license it out to Sega (Working in conjunction with a prominent shovelware company), then have it designed by committee and demoed for parents groups, changing it so that it meets their specifications. All in preparation to meet a release date that's 8 months away.
Make it entirely motion controlled for the Wii, Kinect and Move, plus don't bother to make different versions of the game for the Wii and the other two consoles, just make one version with Wii-grade graphics. Make all in-game dialogue text, save for generic soundbites, which are to be performed by non-English speaking voice actors. Give the player one save slot and no auto save, saving only at easily missed checkpoints. Be sure to get an E for Everyone rating, plus make the game 3D exclusive, but don't advertise it as such.
Make it subscription based, but make the online consist only of lame versus modes and minigames, and use a Wii Friend Code style system to play online. Release it with plenty of bugs and glitches, then patch it with day one DLC that has to be paid for.
Make it a third person platformer, give it slippery controls, significant lag, and of course some RPG elements with the in-game shop based entirely around microtransactions, and of course include one upgradeable item that must be fully upgraded to complete the game, so that players can't tough out the game without upgrades. Be sure to fill the game with unnecessary, obvious, poorly written, and unskippable exposition. When cutscenes are necessary, use those half-assed comic book style sequences, preferrably drawn by a terrible artist.
Then laugh gleefully and eat a puppy, you bastard.
Make it entirely motion controlled for the Wii, Kinect and Move, plus don't bother to make different versions of the game for the Wii and the other two consoles, just make one version with Wii-grade graphics. Make all in-game dialogue text, save for generic soundbites, which are to be performed by non-English speaking voice actors. Give the player one save slot and no auto save, saving only at easily missed checkpoints. Be sure to get an E for Everyone rating, plus make the game 3D exclusive, but don't advertise it as such.
Make it subscription based, but make the online consist only of lame versus modes and minigames, and use a Wii Friend Code style system to play online. Release it with plenty of bugs and glitches, then patch it with day one DLC that has to be paid for.
Make it a third person platformer, give it slippery controls, significant lag, and of course some RPG elements with the in-game shop based entirely around microtransactions, and of course include one upgradeable item that must be fully upgraded to complete the game, so that players can't tough out the game without upgrades. Be sure to fill the game with unnecessary, obvious, poorly written, and unskippable exposition. When cutscenes are necessary, use those half-assed comic book style sequences, preferrably drawn by a terrible artist.
Then laugh gleefully and eat a puppy, you bastard.
Um.... anyone seen my post? It was pretty long and I posted it a couple of minutes ago, but I don't see it. Anyone? Moderators?
EDIT: Nevermind, there it is. Sorry for the double post.
EDIT: Nevermind, there it is. Sorry for the double post.
You play as an boot. You must keep people's feet warm and be fashionable using motion controls, primarily the pelvic thrust. Failure to keep people's feet warm (by pelvic thrusting too fast, too slow, or not in rhythm) results in people getting hypothermia. Other hazards include, being chewed up by dogs, being stolen, being a boot, and throwing your back out from pelvic thrusting. There are several levels, including the cowboy boot level, the French soldier retreating from Russia level (in which another hazard is introduced, being eaten by a starving soldier), and being a pair of fashionable boots in a store window level.
Rated E for everyone.
Rated E for everyone.
id just make a turn-based JRPG set in all linear corridors for the first 5 hours of the game.
hmm, it's hard to top this level of crappiness, but i suppose id make an FPS game where you have very realistic guns that can carry only realistic amounts of ammo, and getting shot once in any part of your body downed you instantly and hiding behind walls waiting for your screen to come back to normal color would NOT heal you. instead, damage persisted and you would always end up dying unless you absolutely did not get shot EVER
and the soundtrack would consist of music that is written and performed solely by william murderface of dethklok
hmm, it's hard to top this level of crappiness, but i suppose id make an FPS game where you have very realistic guns that can carry only realistic amounts of ammo, and getting shot once in any part of your body downed you instantly and hiding behind walls waiting for your screen to come back to normal color would NOT heal you. instead, damage persisted and you would always end up dying unless you absolutely did not get shot EVER
and the soundtrack would consist of music that is written and performed solely by william murderface of dethklok
i was made to watch citizen caine
i was made to watch citizen caine in 6 classes over a 3 year BA in media and journalism. i hate that movie with a passionMrShowerHead said:Heh. Actually I'm studying to be a media-assistent at the moment. My first year right nowtheravensclaw said:
Time Machine:The game. It starts off with an hour long cut scene(which you can't skip)until you use the time machine. The actual gameplay just takes place in the time machine and is nothing but QTE until you get to the future. The QTE is roughly 20 hours long and if you miss one button your time machines blows up you have to go back to the very start of the game.
Once you get to the future you get the "pleasure" of escorting 20 people throughout the rest of the game which all have to live to the end of the game or its game over. The AI's iq is that of a broken toaster thats 20 years old and covered in rust.
And the Final boss has regen health lazer beams that shoot out of his eye balls and your only weapon consist of a rock that you can't throw meanwhile the 20 people your escorting will willingly run into the bosses lazer beams dying a horrible death. And after you managed to beat the boss the final screen will just say "Conglaturations you have compleated a great game" (cookie for refrense)
Once you get to the future you get the "pleasure" of escorting 20 people throughout the rest of the game which all have to live to the end of the game or its game over. The AI's iq is that of a broken toaster thats 20 years old and covered in rust.
And the Final boss has regen health lazer beams that shoot out of his eye balls and your only weapon consist of a rock that you can't throw meanwhile the 20 people your escorting will willingly run into the bosses lazer beams dying a horrible death. And after you managed to beat the boss the final screen will just say "Conglaturations you have compleated a great game" (cookie for refrense)
Will the game have a suicide button?TheBaron87 said:
OT: I make Doom but "accidentally" forget to add ammo pickups. Yeah I'm not very creative.
This is gold. Bravo good sir.Stone Wera said:
Dunno why he got probed for that. I agree with it...Mr. Google said:Yeah i was waiting for that oneTestECull said:Here ya go![spoiler/]
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OT: Well see, I'm actually making a Twilight ga- *Feels the burning hatred start to cook his skin, invents a time machine, stops himself from ever beginning to make the game but tells himself to make sure he posts this exact message in order to keep this from becoming a paradox and possibly unleashing a Twilight game on the world*
So yeah, if I had to make the worst game of all time, I'd make a game based off a movie based off a high selling teen girls book. I'd make Iron Man 2 but that's already been done...