You have to make the Worst game ever

[Istabitwithmysword]

Armed Forces: The Game.

You spend the first several levels of the game just doing mundane tasks, the most exciting being marksmanship practice, most others involve running in circles or doing other exercise. After that you a sent on a mission to a non-combat base where you fill out paperwork and generally try not to get bored to death.

Then you get sent to a military conflict. Your health doesn't auto regenerate, you can't pick up random ammo on the ground to reload your gun. And you might be on patrol in the middle of civilians when you get under attack. Killing civilians ends up in next several levels in court martial hearings. Getting injured leads to next several levels in hospital.

After successfully completing all missions, you arrive home to a crappy economy and can't find work.



PS: This is obviously a joke, but many games simplify the armed forces into a quick series of shooting like crazies, when in actuality it is a lot of hurry up and wait. Any sufficiently realistic game would be boring, because real life involves a lot of boring in between fun.

I'm fairly sure Americas Army already is a lot like this..

 

[subject_87]

Anti-Portal: A hypothetical game that is so awful that has 'negative entertainment': simply by existing, the universe is less fun.

 

[LordLoudmouth]

You´re a futuristic samurai, who is after i time travelling katana and you need to go trhough a burger factory that makes human burgers and you got a guy Called Superfly hindering your progress....
Oh, wait....

 

[Mr. Google]

Here ya go![spoiler/]

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Yeah i was waiting for that one

Dunno why he got probed for that. I agree with it...

OT: Well see, I'm actually making a Twilight ga- *Feels the burning hatred start to cook his skin, invents a time machine, stops himself from ever beginning to make the game but tells himself to make sure he posts this exact message in order to keep this from becoming a paradox and possibly unleashing a Twilight game on the world*

So yeah, if I had to make the worst game of all time, I'd make a game based off a movie based off a high selling teen girls book. I'd make Iron Man 2 but that's already been done...

No i fully agreed i was just saying that i was waiting for some one to do that cause if no one did i was going to haha

 

[Tsaba]

your a care bear shooting "care" upon depressed children.

 

[waffle_god]

The whole thing must be a poorly-made escort mission.

Resident evil 4 beat you to it

 

[Fidelias]

You are Justin Bieber. Armed with a water pistol. You must work your way through the disney studios firing at your pre-teen fangirls. The soundtrack is a loop of Justin Bieber songs.

My god that's... that's HORRIBLE!!!
You win the thread...
Oh, god, now I'm thinking about it...

 

[Lt_Bromhead]

Walking in slow-motion; The game.

You walk. In slow motion. It's a game.

 

[Vivvav]

You are yourself. You have to shoot your mom without her realizing you're trying to kill her, and she's immune to bullets. Good luck.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

I'd somehow combine the tepid gameplay of Future Tactics with the abominable writing of Prototype.

 

[Jaranja]

The whole thing must be a poorly-made escort mission.

Resident evil 4 beat you to it

Wow, this is awkward.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/9.239021.8588573

 

[Kryten1029a]

Alone in the Dark (Uwe Boll version)

Come on! There's bad and then there's just perverse.

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

A Sequel to the Hannah Montana The Movie Game.

 

[kommando367]

Fill it with annoying noises, escort missions where the person you have to escort dies in one hit, spike pits, invisible swarms of suicide bomber enemies, and bosses with only 1 hit kill attacks.

Give the PC a slow reload, 1 shot in clip, infinite ammo, Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher as their only weapon.

Name the PC Captain ****** witch the NPCs will frequently call you.

Make the levels 1 hour long with no check points within levels (only save points between them).

Make the environment so dark, it makes GTA4 look like Mirror's edge.

Finally, have the protagonist voiced by that guy who voiced the antagonist of Escape from Butcher Bay, and have it developed by South Peak games.

Do I win?

 

[Professor James]

You're walking along a never ending linear corridor escorting Justin bieber & Disney channel stars and the soundtrack consists of their songs in a loop. Your weapon consists of a water pistol. Your enemies are floating shoes. There is no pause, saves, and with 8 bit graphics.

 

[Palademon]

A turnbased shooter
8 bit graphics
Music by justin bieber
Promises made by Peter Molyneux
And published by EA

EDIT: it's the game of a Uwe Boll movie

 

[Professor James]

Double Post

 

[Professor James]

@ Nmil-Ek

I never heard of that game what's wrong with it

 

[Saltyk]

A FPS based off Street Fighter. The movie.

 

[zehydra]

An FPS version of Vinnie Vole's Existential Nightmare.

Lol, that was pretty funny.