You just fell off your...

[Mr.France]

I fell off the ground... straight to the sky...
Did someone put something in my water? I want some more of it!

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I fell off my bed ... and wanged my head against the edge of my sewing machine .... much swearing ensued

 

[Thundero13]

What makes you think I fell off something?
I had more creative answers but i've been ninja'd like a million times already

 

[antidonkey]

I fell off the ocean.

Not sure how i managed to do it but it happen!

 

[lacktheknack]

I fell off my bed ... and wanged my head against the edge of my sewing machine .... much swearing ensued

EEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

OT: I've fallen off a couch and broken my foot before...

 

[Atmos Duality]

I fell out of the past...and into the future.

...Does this is ever end?

 

[Jedamethis]

I fell... I haven't fallen off, onto, or into anything recently. :/
I don't fall much at all.

 

[coldshadow]

I NEVER FALL!

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I fell off my lungs.


Couldn't breath I was raving that much at Pendulum last night. Best experience ever.

 

[teutonicman]

I fell off....

Spoiler

YO MOMMA

 

[The Night Shade]

I fell off my 800 hundred feet cyber gorilla

 

[Ekonk]

I fell off my ex-husband's [http://iasshole.org/?p=1995]affordable health insurance [http://www.goldenrule.com] when we decided to split. As an freelance writer who now has to provide health benefits out of her own pocket, that's been one the most financially detrimental things I've ever experienced.

I also fell off my bike yesterday. YEE-OUCH!

I don't like real gore. :C

I just fell off my lady friend! Wait, what-

 

[Tharwen]

A mountain. Fortunately, I was playing Just Cause 2 so it didn't matter.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I fell off the rails on a crazy train.

And shouldn't this be in Forum Games?

 

[Guffe]

I fell off my dick.
Was doing cock-pushups and it just broke in half.
Painful as hell and I think I need to call a doctor...

 

[Hashime]

My bike, again, really. I was powering up a snowy hill when I hit ice. I am okay though. hitting the snow winter riding is inevitable.

 

[tharglet]

I fell out of my tree some number of years ago... does that count?

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

I fell RIIIIIGGHHTTT INTOOOOO THAAA DAYNJUH ZAWN!

What? No Top Gun fans here?

 

[black-magic]

I fell out of an interdimensional warp gate... so that makes me an alien.. take me to your leader I suppose.

 

[Last Breath Bullet]

i fell off my Gunmen