You just fell off your...

[Trivun]

I fell off the roof before managing to hit that damn egg-timer button. As a result everyone I know and care about has just been killed in an explosion, and I'm going to be gassed to death...

Cookie for reference .

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I fell off of my raptor-lion.

 

[EvilMaggot]

my madness fell off into the darkness, but i pulled it back up.. im still insane ^^

 

[Nouw]

I fell off my chair. Because someone pulled it out >.>

 

[neoontime]

Bike after my mom threw a toilet plunger at me.

 

[FollowUp]

I fell out of favor.

It think it was the sport coat.

 

[Blemontea]

i fell of my AMAZING Horse, and the Old Spice man stole it.

 

[bulbasaur765]

I fell off the seat and landed in a dug-out trench.

 

[Something Amyss]

I fell off my wookie.

And I think I bent it.

 

[WolfEdge]

I fell off my hat.

Where did it go? No-one knows!

 

[Asuka Soryu]

I fell off me falling off me falling off.

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

I fell off my griffoooooooooooooooooooo....

 

[bluecrimson]

I fell off my rocker.

 

[Athol]

I fell....still waiting to hit something....this is starting to concern me 0_o

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

I have fallen and become a blackguard.

 

[superbatranger]

I don't fall off of anything. I carefully descend from an elevated position to one that is of lower altitude. Hmmph.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

I fell off the Moon.
And landed on Jupiter.

 

[Aesir23]

I fell off the concrete and into the snow. It was not pleasant, but better than concrete.

 

[TheRobotandtheBeast]

I fell off my Harley Davidson Raventooth as i rode through the gates of narnia....I mean i fell off my medication

 

[knight steel]

I fell of my magic sparkly unicorn named bob.

[sub]call a doctor[/sub]