You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[jhlip]

I should have screwed it on tighter..........

 

[Fret098]

Who uses a sword these days? honestly now. *dies

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"God, I was so fat..."

 

[MorsePacific]

I would hope that the last thing I could see is a sandwich I was eating falling to the ground. That way it can be in slow-motion and my life would just be complete.

 

[kickassfrog]

"Bugger, I thought that axe looked sharp"

 

[thedevilscousin]

"Why didn't I do my laundry this morning."

IE, this references the basket i get dropped in.... Not the best way to die.

 

[noble cookie]

Fucking LAAAG!

or

HAX! HAX!

Y'know, some of the things you hear on XBL.

 

[Gammaj4]

"Yeah... That didn't pan out."

"Err.. uh.. 'Pun'"

 

[TheLiham]

"Ah, tis but a scratch!" or "Hmm. I wonder how this is going to impact on my social skills."

Oh, or "OH GOD, KEEP ME AWAY FROM THE HITCHER!" /Obscure reference of a British TV show.

You mean Tony Harrison ;D

OT: Look behind you a three headed monkey! *tries to roll away*

 

[Ithera]

Argh...gotta go....gotta hide.. why am i not moving..what's wrong with me? I......

 

[Sassafrass]

"Ah, tis but a scratch!" or "Hmm. I wonder how this is going to impact on my social skills."

Oh, or "OH GOD, KEEP ME AWAY FROM THE HITCHER!" /Obscure reference of a British TV show.

You mean Tony Harrison ;D

OT: Look behind you a three headed monkey! *tries to roll away*

...This is an outraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage! XD

But I was referencing the live show they did in...2006, I think. Poke around the internet a bit more, then you should see what I was referring to. XD

 

[masher]

"If this isn't proof I'm going to curse your ass to hell, I don't know what is." - obviously directed toward my decapitator.

or

"QUICK!!! Burn the corpse! I'm obviously a ZOMBIE!!!"

 

[[.redacted]]

"Oh, snapped!"

Sorry =P

 

[llew]

"oh so thats where the smell was coming from! he stepped in shit!"

 

[darthotaku]

It's only a flesh wound!

 

[Angus565]

*to the executioner* "Nice boots! You know I was thinking about getting myself a pair like that, but then I thought, these make me look like some kind of executioner! Funny how things turn out..."*dies*

 

[Drummie666]

Probably just a scream of pain as taking off someone's head hurts a little.

Unrealistically though: Oh. Well... Fuck.

 

[Craig Cameron]

I'd probably go with
"Oh well, back to fap... damnit where's my body when I need it!"

 

[The Afrodactyl]

"It's cold down here on the floor"

I then sadface, and die.