You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[InsomniJack]

"What the... how on earth did this happen?! I don't even...

DAVE! Did you have something to do with this?!"

or

"Sweet. I didn't even know they still did decapitations in this day and age. Most people would have shot me in the face and been done with it. That's rather cool that someone actually took the time..." (die)

 

[rancher of monsters]

Last time I stick my neck out for anybody!

WOKKA WOKKA

 

[PureChaos]

so THAT'S what the inside of my neck looks like

 

[bz316]

why does it smell like almonds?

 

[Warchiefwill]

"Thats a load off my shoulder"

 

[teh_Canape]

"christ, not again"

yeah

yay originality ^-^

 

[0mn1p0t3ntg6y]

Either I'd be like "oooh watcha say" or go into to shock from the realization I can't move.

 

[Futurenerd]

I don't think I'd have "thoughts" so much as "OW JESUS OW FUCK OW"

 

[KDBTV]

I never got play Half life 2 Episode 3
Ahh well off to heaven I go or some other plane of excistence

 

[IamQ]

the question is in the title.

My thoughts

"Must-think-of-pun-before-I-die!" *dead*

Fuck, ninjad! That was litteraly the first thing I thought of when reading the thread title.

 

[Latinidiot]

FUck! Quick, roll over to that conveniently positioned complete life-support-system/nerve-to-computer-plug-in-O-Matic!

That went wetter than expected. Now, feel the wrath of Mecha-Ultra-Me! AARHHAHAAHAAA

And so, his last thought wouldn't come for another 1000 years of peace, prosperity, and absolute world domination.

 

[Tiscolfo]

Another saturday night and I ain't got no body?..

sam cooke , sorry fi someone else said that im not going through 10 pages of this thread to see

 

[TitanAtlas]

son of a bit*dies*

 

[Zebidizy]

hum... bugger

 

[Ohhi]

"Why can't I feel my everything."

 

[Pibb Omega]

Could you rephrase that I don't really get what you're trying to say.

 

[Kumomaru]

Why aren't i dead yet?

 

[Telasro]

Aw, what the fu-

if we're being unrealistic. Let's be honest though, who would really have the presence of mind to think of something witty?

 

[SilverHammerMan]

Honestly, I would forget my own head if it wasn't firmly attached to my sho- Wait a second. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Laurie Barnes]

Probably this.