You just killed someone.
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Why should I stab him?
I would get a gun of a person shoot the man (the person loaded it) shoot him, throw the gun to a crusher and then not touch the body.
Wear gloves,burn my clothes and then shave.
Perfect crime.
I would get a gun of a person shoot the man (the person loaded it) shoot him, throw the gun to a crusher and then not touch the body.
Wear gloves,burn my clothes and then shave.
Perfect crime.
1. Promise never take acid again
2. Take acid and forget what I was doing
3. Get caught
4. Get sentenced to death
5. ????
6. Profit (followed by death)
2. Take acid and forget what I was doing
3. Get caught
4. Get sentenced to death
5. ????
6. Profit (followed by death)
Why wouldn't it work? I'll say it was his knife, he stabbed me then I grabbed the knife off him and stabbed him back a good couple of times. All I have to do is put his prints on it. Or I could plant another weapon on him.Flamezdudes said:
Chuck the corpse in the deep freeze, clean myself up and the crime scene with bleach, instantly arrange to go out some where public to be seen to establish alibi, preferably an establishment with a camera. Call another person to ask if they have seen the victim and establish that you were meant to meet them but didn't establish contact.
Then in the wee hours use the victims key to enter their residence and pack an over night bag, to further muddy the waters as to weather they met with foul play. To buy time for disposing of the corpse.
Travel to an easily accessible but lightly traveled empty lot or national park, and pre-dig a 6 foot deep grave, return and bury corpse minus head and hands. Treat head and hands to pressure cooker. Use hammer and large mortar and pestle to grind up skull and hand bones.
Sell or give away deep freezer thru local community board.
After a 6 month period move to another region.
Seek counseling for violent behavior.
Then in the wee hours use the victims key to enter their residence and pack an over night bag, to further muddy the waters as to weather they met with foul play. To buy time for disposing of the corpse.
Travel to an easily accessible but lightly traveled empty lot or national park, and pre-dig a 6 foot deep grave, return and bury corpse minus head and hands. Treat head and hands to pressure cooker. Use hammer and large mortar and pestle to grind up skull and hand bones.
Sell or give away deep freezer thru local community board.
After a 6 month period move to another region.
Seek counseling for violent behavior.
Butcher the body as efficiently as possible, then wait for the night before Waste Management shows up to empty my apartment complex dumpsters and right before sunrise, put the Strange Meat and bones in black plastic bags and throw it out. WM gets here at 8 on Saturday morning (the noise from the trucks wakes me up EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND). If I go out at 5, my neighbors wouldn't notice.
I'd have to clean out my freezer to make room in the meantime, but my neighborhood's crowded enough that if I did it right I could probably get away with murder.
Don't try this at home.
I'd have to clean out my freezer to make room in the meantime, but my neighborhood's crowded enough that if I did it right I could probably get away with murder.
Don't try this at home.
Hopefully, all would run smoothly.
Cook the meat and consume it, then feed meats I refuse to eat to my dogs (intestines, brain, etc.). Use grinder to make knife virtually disappear, then collect remnants to find safe way to dispose of them. Use hammer or weights to find a way to pound bones into smaller fragments or dust (preferably done somewhere that is not my place of residence as to not leave evidence). Boil bone fragments until softened, then put them into the blender to make a nice bone slurpee. Toss mixture down the sink and rinse repeatedly. Throw in a little bit of Drano for a little added cleaning benefit. Use bleach sometime later in the sink. Bleach clothing and donate it to a thrift store. Burnt clothing leaves too much evidence. Make sure the victim had no identification on them. If they did, find safe way to dispose of it.
I would also make sure the the actual act of murder took place in a solitary place that is easy to clean (bathroom, kitchen, etc.) It must be away from carpeted areas.
Cook the meat and consume it, then feed meats I refuse to eat to my dogs (intestines, brain, etc.). Use grinder to make knife virtually disappear, then collect remnants to find safe way to dispose of them. Use hammer or weights to find a way to pound bones into smaller fragments or dust (preferably done somewhere that is not my place of residence as to not leave evidence). Boil bone fragments until softened, then put them into the blender to make a nice bone slurpee. Toss mixture down the sink and rinse repeatedly. Throw in a little bit of Drano for a little added cleaning benefit. Use bleach sometime later in the sink. Bleach clothing and donate it to a thrift store. Burnt clothing leaves too much evidence. Make sure the victim had no identification on them. If they did, find safe way to dispose of it.
I would also make sure the the actual act of murder took place in a solitary place that is easy to clean (bathroom, kitchen, etc.) It must be away from carpeted areas.
Burn all evidnece...
(Yes, me , the knife, the body and dump the evidence in the lake)
then a bit of spring cleaning mind..
(Yes,
then a bit of spring cleaning mind..
Chop 'im up with that rusty machete, wrap the parts in plastic bags, and dump them in different parts of town.
Hm... I live in a small apartment so I can't bury the corpse in the garden or hide it in the cellar. Burning it might just set of the fire alarm in the building which would get me into real trouble. I also don't have a car so I'd have to carry the corpse whereever I want to hide it...
guess I'd have to let it bleed out in the bathtub, then eat most of it, especially parts that could be used for identifying the victim. (fingers for example) The rest (bones, intestines) would be put into plastic bags together with some stones and dumped into the Spree in the middle of the night.
guess I'd have to let it bleed out in the bathtub, then eat most of it, especially parts that could be used for identifying the victim. (fingers for example) The rest (bones, intestines) would be put into plastic bags together with some stones and dumped into the Spree in the middle of the night.
Well, I would first chop up the body... think im going to barrow the neighbors woodchipper... at least the lawn wont be brown for a couple of weeks.Khaiseri said:
Or you could...Sonicron said:
/dammitPaksenarrion said: