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Voodoomancer

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UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Me: My first Idea would be to dump the body in my bathtub and fill it up with acid so it may dissolve. But I have no bottles of acid right now in my house so that's out of the picture.

1. Clean the Knife.

2. Get Tools and bigger knife.

3. Blow torch the face and pull out the teeth to prevent forensics from using dental records of victim.

4. Use Bigger knife to cut of fingers. Burn fingers so no finger print ID.

5. Strip clothes off body. then Cut body body into Chunks. Place chunks in garbage bags.

6. Clean kitchen and tools.

7. Take bags of meat to the car. Go for a drive in the country side.

8. stop in random fields to burn one bag. keep doing till nothing is left.

This is all possible since I have tools and a Car. But would never Kill someone cause that's just bad and wrong.
That's... oddly specific...

*eyes you suspiciously*
 

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UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Me: My first Idea would be to dump the body in my bathtub and fill it up with acid so it may dissolve. But I have no bottles of acid right now in my house so that's out of the picture..
wasn't there a serial killer who did that
 

The Stonker

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Why should I stab him?

I would get a gun of a person shoot the man (the person loaded it) shoot him, throw the gun to a crusher and then not touch the body.
Wear gloves,burn my clothes and then shave.

Perfect crime.
 

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i would cut it up into tinny peaces and bury them in different parts of the neighbours yard
 

Thedayrecker

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1. Promise never take acid again
2. Take acid and forget what I was doing
3. Get caught
4. Get sentenced to death
5. ????
6. Profit (followed by death)
 

Girl With One Eye

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Flamezdudes said:
Girl With One Eye said:
Stab myself then claim self defense.
Wouldn't work. Your fingerprints would be on the knife, he would probably have no weapon and they can test to see that the same weapon that stabbed the guy/girl would be the same that you stabbed yourself with.
Why wouldn't it work? I'll say it was his knife, he stabbed me then I grabbed the knife off him and stabbed him back a good couple of times. All I have to do is put his prints on it. Or I could plant another weapon on him.
 

CouchCommando

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Chuck the corpse in the deep freeze, clean myself up and the crime scene with bleach, instantly arrange to go out some where public to be seen to establish alibi, preferably an establishment with a camera. Call another person to ask if they have seen the victim and establish that you were meant to meet them but didn't establish contact.
Then in the wee hours use the victims key to enter their residence and pack an over night bag, to further muddy the waters as to weather they met with foul play. To buy time for disposing of the corpse.
Travel to an easily accessible but lightly traveled empty lot or national park, and pre-dig a 6 foot deep grave, return and bury corpse minus head and hands. Treat head and hands to pressure cooker. Use hammer and large mortar and pestle to grind up skull and hand bones.
Sell or give away deep freezer thru local community board.
After a 6 month period move to another region.
Seek counseling for violent behavior.
 

Megacobb

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Grab as much money I can grab a gun,then open gas pipe,open window throw lighter wait for explosion then GUNNIT! to mexico.
 

SimuLord

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Butcher the body as efficiently as possible, then wait for the night before Waste Management shows up to empty my apartment complex dumpsters and right before sunrise, put the Strange Meat and bones in black plastic bags and throw it out. WM gets here at 8 on Saturday morning (the noise from the trucks wakes me up EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND). If I go out at 5, my neighbors wouldn't notice.

I'd have to clean out my freezer to make room in the meantime, but my neighborhood's crowded enough that if I did it right I could probably get away with murder.

Don't try this at home.
 

Zersy

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Burning your House down or using explosives is not a practical idea folks.
 

Snake Plissken

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Hopefully, all would run smoothly.

Cook the meat and consume it, then feed meats I refuse to eat to my dogs (intestines, brain, etc.). Use grinder to make knife virtually disappear, then collect remnants to find safe way to dispose of them. Use hammer or weights to find a way to pound bones into smaller fragments or dust (preferably done somewhere that is not my place of residence as to not leave evidence). Boil bone fragments until softened, then put them into the blender to make a nice bone slurpee. Toss mixture down the sink and rinse repeatedly. Throw in a little bit of Drano for a little added cleaning benefit. Use bleach sometime later in the sink. Bleach clothing and donate it to a thrift store. Burnt clothing leaves too much evidence. Make sure the victim had no identification on them. If they did, find safe way to dispose of it.

I would also make sure the the actual act of murder took place in a solitary place that is easy to clean (bathroom, kitchen, etc.) It must be away from carpeted areas.
 

TerribleAssassin

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Burn all evidnece...



(Yes, me , the knife, the body and dump the evidence in the lake)

then a bit of spring cleaning mind..
 

Kajt

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To be honest, I'd much rather head for the Finnish border since I live so close to it.
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
4. Use Bigger knife to cut of fingers. Burn fingers so no finger print ID.
Cut the whole hand off just to be sure.
 

Nimmermehr

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Hm... I live in a small apartment so I can't bury the corpse in the garden or hide it in the cellar. Burning it might just set of the fire alarm in the building which would get me into real trouble. I also don't have a car so I'd have to carry the corpse whereever I want to hide it...
guess I'd have to let it bleed out in the bathtub, then eat most of it, especially parts that could be used for identifying the victim. (fingers for example) The rest (bones, intestines) would be put into plastic bags together with some stones and dumped into the Spree in the middle of the night.
 

WanderingFool

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Khaiseri said:
Why the scenario reminded me of School Days?

OT: Simple, I'm going to just say I'm no longer going to be hungry.
I have no good ideas for now.
Well, I would first chop up the body... think im going to barrow the neighbors woodchipper... at least the lawn wont be brown for a couple of weeks.


Sonicron said:
1. Check body for loot.

2. Teabag victim.

3. Wait for body to dissolve into nothingness. Should take about 5-8 minutes.
Or you could...

Paksenarrion said:
The body might even go away if you leave the house for a second and then go back. You'd just have to wait twice for the loading screen.
/dammit