You kill. How?

[Dr.Sean]

I USE MY PENIS.

 

[Mockingjay]

As insane as this may sound (and feel free to flame me for how isnane this sounds), when I am in a mood, there is nothign more therapeutic to me than take a stroll down the street, and like Queen's song Stone cold crazy implies, killing people that I meet. ALthough not really of course, I would be typing this from jail regardless of how bad the law system is in this country. What I do is imagine it. Maybe this is a product of excessive videogaming or having a traumatic infancy or lack of oxygen during birth: whatever. I just thought it would be an interesting idea to see how you'd kill someone, to what crazy, inhuman, out of this world extremes would you go to in order to commit murder. I don't want you to do so, God forbid, but just imagine for a moment: you are in a room, with one other person of your choice. Anything in this room can be granted to you, as long as the purpose of so is the murder of the other person.

Feel free to elaborate as much as you want to.

That's a bit morbid isn't it? =/ ah well each to their own.

Aslong as it makes you feel better

 

[timmytom1]

As insane as this may sound (and feel free to flame me for how isnane this sounds), when I am in a mood, there is nothign more therapeutic to me than take a stroll down the street, and like Queen's song Stone cold crazy implies, killing people that I meet. ALthough not really of course, I would be typing this from jail regardless of how bad the law system is in this country. What I do is imagine it. Maybe this is a product of excessive videogaming or having a traumatic infancy or lack of oxygen during birth: whatever. I just thought it would be an interesting idea to see how you'd kill someone, to what crazy, inhuman, out of this world extremes would you go to in order to commit murder. I don't want you to do so, God forbid, but just imagine for a moment: you are in a room, with one other person of your choice. Anything in this room can be granted to you, as long as the purpose of so is the murder of the other person.

Feel free to elaborate as much as you want to.

Actually the queen version just implies he`s crazy not a muderer the lyric that i assume you`re thinking of is "walking down the street shooting people that i meet with my rubber water tommy gun" in the metallica one it`s changed to "fully loaded tommy gun" so there.

 

[Anachronism]

I'm assuming that the hypothetical allows the person we kill to be someone we deeply dislike.

That being the case, I would kill them slowly and painfully, and take pleasure in it. Quite possibly using a power drill. Either that or performing experiments on them to test the limits of what the human body can endure. Fun times!

 

[Flap Jack452]

Anyway, knife.
It's my Weapon of Choice.

Sometimes the simplest weapon is the most effective.
There is really no need for to use a chainsaw, or a BFG 9000 to kill your enemies (or innocents).

 

[curlycrouton]

I think I'd be incapable of doing it. Even if the person opposite me was the most evil bastard on the planet, I just don't think I could do it. I'd probably just untie the poor guy and walk out of the room.

If I was forced to kill, I'd probably do it very swiftly, cleanly, and mercifully. Something like lethal injection. Killing somebody violently is probably one of the worst experiences I can imagine.

 

[Rascarin]

It would depend on the person. If I didn't hate them, I would do it quickly with a single bullet to the head, from as far away as possible. Dead before they even heard a thing.

If it was someone that had really ticked me off, I would quite happliy smash their face into a bloody paste on a gravel floor with my bare hands. You know, for the personal touch.

 

[Sindre1]

Rape!

 

[captainwalrus]

Well, let's see. I'd have Boobvision, the ability to rearrange the atoms of any reasonable mass into a C cup breast using my eyes. Then, I'd have the man, arms outstretched, chained to the ceiling. And he would be wailing in both horror and ecstasy as I'd slowly turn every part of his body into a boob. First his feet, then his lower shin, his upper shin, his thighs, moving my way upward along his body. And as he goes into multiple organ failure, his organs having been turned into massive racks, he'd look at me with a gaze of both awe and fear, of thanks and ingratitude. Then I'd turn his heart into a boob, then his head into a boob. The wailing ends. And then I'd frolic around the room with a oddly human-shaped fleshy mass of tits.

 

[TaborMallory]

After playing the first part of the Shivering Isles expansion for Oblivion, I've realized about myself that there's nothing more pleasurable than driving someone insane.

...Otherwise, sniper rifle.

 

[xxnightlawxx]

Anyway, knife.
It's my Weapon of Choice.

Sometimes the simplest weapon is the most effective.
There is really no need for to use a chainsaw, or a BFG 9000 to kill your enemies (or innocents).

Ahhh. How true just a simple stab to the chest. And then it is just the waiting game for them to bleed out.

EDIT: Someone mentioned shivering isles and gave me an amazing idea. Find some one with an outragoues phobia of something put them in a room and make them die by that phobia. -smiles big while imagining the blood curtling screams- just kiddingabout the smiling thing

 

[Roamin11]

I USE MY PENIS.

You don't know how funny that is to me, cuz a girl I knew told me a dream where I guy tried to kill her with his penis, so now I found him,

Watch your back

 

[Sindre1]

Rape!

You are the most horrible person on the planet.
Can I be in the room with him?

Suuuure. You can even join in

 

[Lyri]

Use a shovel, great bludgeoning tool and excellent at covering everything up afterwards.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I drive a knife into their neck, slide it across their neck, dig my fingers inside and then pull on it until their head gets ripped off.

I think that sums it up, also, it's an enemy of mine I kill.

 

[Sindre1]

I mean, can I choose you as my victim.

Then no.

And this:

I USE MY PENIS.

Rape!

is what I actually meant

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

With a lead pipe or a screwdriver. Oh yeah... You've gotta love brutal improvised weapons.

 

[Zorg Machine]

I have a mental note of who to name if someone runs up to me and tells me a person who he should kill and I would kill every single one of them by inserting small sticks covered in pheromones, nectar and sugar and then filling the room with bees and ants.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Anyway, knife.
It's my Weapon of Choice.

Sometimes the simplest weapon is the most effective.
There is really no need for to use a chainsaw, or a BFG 9000 to kill your enemies (or innocents).

Ahhh. How true just a simple stab to the chest. And then it is just the waiting game for them to bleed out.

I like the way you think...

They just lack the "cool" of smaller weapons, like revolvers or knives or swords or halberds (halberds are not small.)

I have found that when used correctly knives can be more cool and awe inspiring than any other weapons, butterfly knives especially.
They just have a slight learning curve to them

 

[messy]

I'd chain all the doors in my office and go wild with a Kalashnikov and 2000 rounds of ammunition.

where do you work, just in case I get a job there. Tell me it's full of slow people I can outrun.

If I had to I'm thinking bow and arrow, like a Strongbow advert (two arrows splitting the bar in a pub)