You kill. How?

[Kogarian]

I'd definately use a silenced pistol. Go up behind them and just fire a few shots, then calmly walk away. No witnesses.

And I'd rather do it outside, at night.

Of course, this is assuming I have a really good reason for doing it. I'll say the person tried to blow up an orphanage.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

A revolver.
Or some sort of blade.
I can never decide.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Rape!

You are the most horrible person on the planet.
Can I be in the room with him?

Suuuure. You can even join in

N...N-no...
I mean, can I choose you as my victim.

I was talking to nobody in particular.

You pay for the cloraphorm and ill make sure you are.

OT Either one bullet to the cerbrial cortex or dozens of bullets to everywhere else.

 

[Ushario]

When extremely angry with a person I sometimes imagine beating them to death.
It makes me feel a lot calmer, and so far, I haven't actually beaten anyone to death.

It must work!

 

[sorry user name taken.]

baseball bat......

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I give people a colonoscopy with a brick. They usually kill themselves afterward.

I castrate them with the brick as well.

I have always had something of a fantasy with the death by a thousand cuts thing as well

I also like swords as well. And my kukri knife. (One used by the ghurkas)
Sneak up behind them, one habd full of dirt to stick in the mouth to muffle the screams, then slash across the thraot. Quick and efficient with a good amount of blood only not on you. In my experience, it gets annoying cleaning off other people blood

 

[Abedeus]

Senbonzakura Kageyoshi takes care of 99% of my targets.

The remaining 1% gets a nice Super Sledgehammer.

 

[Xrysthos]

Mass Phantasmal Killer. Everyone's worst nightmare becomes real, and they pretty much die. Otherwise, I would probably go for a hunting rifle, preferably silenced, or a silenced pistol.

 

[llewgriff]

I'd chain all the doors in my office and go wild with a Kalashnikov and 2000 rounds of ammunition.

where do you work, just in case I get a job there. Tell me it's full of slow people I can outrun.

If I had to I'm thinking bow and arrow, like a Strongbow advert (two arrows splitting the bar in a pub)

Now why would I tell a potential victim where I work it would ruin the fun....

 

[Azraellod]

hmm, something like a razer would probably suit my purposes just fine.

it can be used to kill quickly if I'm not in the mood, or alternatively i can use it to drag the killing out and make whoever it is suffer.

if i planned to get away with it though, i would go for nicotine poisoning though, as that is an almost untraceable method of murder. or alternatively i just flee the country at the first opportunity. probably the first though, as i don't have a passport yet.

 

[lava_lamp]

i would use mental torture and have them break

 

[Trivun]

I give people a colonoscopy with a brick. They usually kill themselves afterward.

Oh God, I hope I never meet you in prison. Dropping the soap would take on a whole new meaning, even worse than the current one...

Anyway, I'd probably torture someone first. Unleash every sick and twisted thought within me, imagine the Dark Eldar crossed with the Marquis de Sade and multiply by the square of Saw and Hostel combined. Then multiply by any number so long as it's a lot. Yeah. You're worried now, aren't you?

 

[Fairee]

Anyway, I'd probably torture someone first. Unleash every sick and twisted thought within me, imagine the Dark Eldar crossed with the Marquis de Sade and multiply by the square of Saw and Hostel combined. Then multiply by any number so long as it's a lot. Yeah. You're worried now, aren't you?

I'm not worried, unless I happen to be the poor person you tortured. But yo wouldn't torture me, right? Right?????

As for me, I couldn't kill a person. Ever. Too much of a wimp.

 

[Aardvark Soup]

Wow, the people here are sick. Very, very sick. This makes me long back for a gaming forum mainly populated with 13-year olds.

 

[fenrizz]

Me and one other person of my choosing?

That would get real messy.
I won't get into all the gory details, but I would be in that room for a long, long time.
Days and days of torture, and then, after pocking out his eyes, cutting of all his fingers, blowing up his eardrums and cutting out his tongue I'd release him.

 

[Trivun]

Anyway, I'd probably torture someone first. Unleash every sick and twisted thought within me, imagine the Dark Eldar crossed with the Marquis de Sade and multiply by the square of Saw and Hostel combined. Then multiply by any number so long as it's a lot. Yeah. You're worried now, aren't you?

I'm not worried, unless I happen to be the poor person you tortured. But yo wouldn't torture me, right? Right?????

As for me, I couldn't kill a person. Ever. Too much of a wimp.

Hmmmm, not if you caught me on a good day. But if I've had a bad day, then only my dog Olly would be spared

And that's only because he's too awesome too kill

 

[Tonimata]

maybe a little too apparent that I love Metallica and that I didn't pay that much attention to Queen's version?
anyways, spot on

 

[Yegargeburble]

I am not going to say how I would kill someone, but I will say with what:

Knives. Lots of knives.

 

[foolishnun]

Rape!

Death by rape...

I think you just killed my inner child.

 

[tocj]

Chemistry lectures.