You kill. How?

[DigitalJedl]

Elaborate, skillful ways. With a ninjatō/wakizashi. Or with a tachi.

Or putting them in a chair, having them wake up with a metal --- you see where I'm going with this.

But, basically I would kill in the ways that were done in SAW I-III.

 

[HateDread]

Well, let's see. I'd have Boobvision, the ability to rearrange the atoms of any reasonable mass into a C cup breast using my eyes. Then, I'd have the man, arms outstretched, chained to the ceiling. And he would be wailing in both horror and ecstasy as I'd slowly turn every part of his body into a boob. First his feet, then his lower shin, his upper shin, his thighs, moving my way upward along his body. And as he goes into multiple organ failure, his organs having been turned into massive racks, he'd look at me with a gaze of both awe and fear, of thanks and ingratitude. Then I'd turn his heart into a boob, then his head into a boob. The wailing ends. And then I'd frolic around the room with a oddly human-shaped fleshy mass of tits.

You. Are. A. God.

My new hero!

Friend request, ahoy!

 

[Cpt. Red]

Why make a big fuss about it? Just take a silenced pistol and shoot him/her in the back of the head and walk away...

But I would never do this in real life... Or would I?

 

[Woem]

However it's done, do it clean and effectively.

Spoiler: Inhale. Kill. Exhale.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Tear them apart with the power of my mind.

How about the power to kill a yak, from 10 feet away, with MIND BULLETS!, thats telekenesis Kyle

 

[bodyklok]

I USE MY PENIS.

Blunt force trauma to the head!

Rape!

awwwwwwwriiiiight!

On-Topic: I'd use the Search button. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.115094]

 

[BernasLL]

No one thought of this yet hey ? I'm surprised.

Using a Deathnote . I'd write there "Genital Inplosion" . And the rest is history ^^,

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Tactical fixed-blade knife, after some dental torture. Or maybe a wooden sword upside the head.

 

[Wayne Insane]

With the unlimited power of my mind.
And a bigass chainsaw.I'm kind of a traditoinalist when it comes to killin.

 

[pirateninj4]

I wouldn't be able to do it. Nothing gives me the right to take someone's life, and that's what separates me from the people who might deserve it.

 

[TopHatTim]

I give people a colonoscopy with a brick. They usually kill themselves afterward.

hhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

i think this thread has put the escapist on the watch list for the FBI

 

[Dakesh]

Make them so miserable that they kill themselves.

 

[Duh]

i would kill WITH LAUGHTER

anyways i dont know why you find this therapeutic, but when i'm feeling a little bit not so fresh i just have an iner dialog with my imaginary psychotherapist, its more interesting then it sounds

he is sort of impartial and makes conections, its kind of creepy that i do this actualy

 

[EeveeElectro]

Well, when I'm in a car I destroy everything I see with my laser eyes. So yeah, killing Cyclops style would be my choice.

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZORZ

I've imagined a lot of people having horrible deaths. Mhmm, this sweet little optimist isn't all she seems

 

[Caimekaze]

How did you make that time machine anyway, Jack?

It's powered by whore livers.

Of course! Everything makes so much sense now!

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

chainsaw