You know BLANK is BLANK, when...

[lwm3398]

I wasn't entirely sure whether this goes in forum games or here, but whatever.

Basically, I want you to post a joke. You know NOUN is ADJECTIVE when PUNCHLINE. I know, it's corny, stupid, and whatever else, but I really don't care.

You know something is hot when pouring hot coffee on it cools it down.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Do I win a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen if I take part?

 

[Gxas]

You know the toilet is plugged dangerous when it rocks back and forth as you sit on it.

I swear to god there is something wrong with the toilet here in this apartment. I think the ground underneath is rotting.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

You know a thread is lazy when you have to fill in the blanks

 

[lwm3398]

Do I win a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen if I take part?

Is this a reference to something? But yeah, sure, I stockpiled some in case someone asked.

And what in god's name is a "Cheque"?

 

[GrinningManiac]

You know Thread Originality is Dying Out when You're expected to make your own material

Sike! I'm kidding, this is a good idea. I just felt the need to say it

EDIT

You know a thread is lazy when you have to fill in the blanks

FECK! NINJA'D

DAMNIT ALL

 

[lwm3398]

its another way of spelling "check" as in, paycheck.

Ah, I thought so. Thanks.

 

[SamuelT]

You know the toilet is plugged dangerous when it rocks back and forth as you sit on it.

I swear to god there is something wrong with the toilet here in this apartment. I think the ground underneath is rotting.

Well, don't let the floor rot from under you. When it collapses you'll be caught with your pants down.

Harhar.

...Ahem, yes. Well.

I'll go and sit in the corner.

 

[LeonLethality]

You know your bed is uncomfortable when you'd rather sleep on a rock

I slept on a cement floor does that count?

OT: you know BLANK is BLANK when you BLANK BLANK!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Do I win a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen if I take part?

Is this a reference to something? But yeah, sure, I stockpiled some in case someone asked.

And what in god's name is a "Cheque"?

I don't know if you got it in America, but in the 90s, there used to be a show called "Blankety Blank" hosted by a transvestite. It. Was. Awesome.

The runner up got a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen

 

[lwm3398]

The runner up got a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen

Never heard of it.

But yeah, I'll give out some pens and checkbooks.

 

[Quaxar]

You know BLANK is BLANK, when about:blank

 

[EeveeElectro]

The runner up got a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen

Never heard of it.

But yeah, I'll give out some pens and checkbooks.

Awesome.

Spoiler: As long as you wear this :)

It's from the show btw

 

[dragontiers]

Do I win a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen if I take part?

Is this a reference to something? But yeah, sure, I stockpiled some in case someone asked.

And what in god's name is a "Cheque"?

I don't know if you got it in America, but in the 90s, there used to be a show called "Blankety Blank" hosted by a transvestite. It. Was. Awesome.

The runner up got a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen

I think the American version of that was The Match Game, back in the 60s/70s. It wasn't hosted by a transvestite, but Charlson Nelson Rielly was a regular member of the celebrity panel. Hi-lar-ious.

EDIT: Upon seeing the picture, I think it might be the same. They had a similar billboard for the bonus round game.

 

[Gardenia]

You know your bed is uncomfortable when you'd rather sleep on a rock

I slept on a cement floor does that count?

OT: you know BLANK is BLANK when you BLANK BLANK!

Yea. I've done the same thing.

You know the mosquitoes are annoying when you have to sleep in a tree.
Seriously. Worst night ever.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

You Know the Shit has hit the Fan when you see brown spots on the wall and the stench is terrible?

Like that? I didn't even find my own joke very funny