You Know What Burns Squedee?

[Squedee]

Squedee hate how people think that pirates are gay-bashing butt buddies
this stereotype is 1:untrue 2:unfathomably used as a scapegoat to be a ninja or used by ninjas as a way to seem superior 3:ignorant 4:reducing pirates like what "twilight" did to vampires and finally:rarely ever actually happens
Heres why im a pirate:
1:Guns/ other weaponry
2:Raid towns, cities, ports, etc. and take what you want
3:Live how you want
4:booze, LOTS of booze
5:wenches
6:ships(if you like the open sea)
7:Vikings are considered pirates(if you don't believe me, go to wikipedia)
8:Methods or torture
and last,adding on to #2: you can take local women and throw them in the brig for later "usage"(adding on to #5, kind of) and use little kids as shark bait(thats just what squedee would do, that or barbeque them.)

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?

 

[Daye.04]

"You Know What Burns Squedee?"
No, and I don't want to know either
*read post* Oh, you told me anyway? How kind of you.

I must admit that I don't see how this is supposed to bring forth any kind of discussion ...
What? No, forumers flaming you can not be classified as "discussion"

 

[dragontiers]

What about parrots? Peg legs? Pieces of 8 and treasure maps? The preference for accentuating the letter R? How do you feel about these "stereotypes"? So many questions for Pirate Squedee, so many.

 

[Squedee]

"You Know What Burns Squedee?"
No, and I don't want to know either
*read post* Oh, you told me anyway? How kind of you.

I must admit that I don't see how this is supposed to bring forth any kind of discussion ...
What? No, forumers flaming you can not be classified as "discussion"

Squedee think you think that because your a ninja, an ass, or a pessimestic douche

What about parrots? Peg legs? Pieces of 8 and treasure maps? The preference for accentuating the letter R? How do you feel about these "stereotypes"? So many questions for Pirate Squedee, so many.

Squedee never said those were bad Squedee just never mentioned them, It does not mean squedee doesn't appreciate them

 

[megapenguinx]

And how long periods of being out at sea with only men did lead to some gay sex.

 

[Daye.04]

Squedee think you think that because your a ninja, an ass, or a pessimestic douche

What the deuce? That's it. I'm done with this. Sorry, my troll friend. I should never have given you food. No! Stop following me! You belong in the woods. Get away!

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

It's like a French version of Jose the Jalapeno.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Squedee get smashed with banhammer, yus.

And I'm a descendant of vikings, thank you very much. We were not "pirates", we were raiders. Raiders sail the coastline, like the vikings did. Pirates sail the ocean blue.

 

[Link Kadeshi]

Booze.... Men alone together on a boat near no women... Yeah, nothing there that insinuates gay tendancies. No, I'm not saying that because I'm a ninja, I'm a Ninja because it's true... Mwahahaha! The only good piratea, are the pirates from colonial times... You know, 'cause they're dead now...

 

[dragontiers]

Squedee never said those were bad Squedee just never mentioned them, It does not mean squedee doesn't appreciate them

I was just curious what your opinion was on them, since they weren't even mentioned. Also, are pirates attracted to scary caves and skulls/skeletons, or is it just something that comes up in the line of work. On a more personal note, Pistols or Rapiers. Just asking your preference, not challenging you to a duel (please don't kill me)

 

[Squedee]

And how long periods of being out at sea with only men did lead to some gay sex.

So on a forum topic saying how pirates aren't gay-bashing butt buddies, you go and say they are? Squedee think that you didn't quite read the topic well enough, and if you did, then good job, you're either a ninja, ignorant, or someone who enjoys having his harbor sailed into. This forum was directed at the people who are pirates and aren't gay. If this does not apply to you squedee asks you this," Why are you here?"

Also,

Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?

Squedee just does.

 

[Railgun88]

Squedee never said those were bad Squedee just never mentioned them, It does not mean squedee doesn't appreciate them

I was just curious what your opinion was on them, since they weren't even mentioned. Also, are pirates attracted to scary caves and skulls/skeletons, or is it just something that comes up in the line of work. On a more personal note, Pistols or Rapiers. Just asking your preference, not challenging you to a duel (please don't kill me)

I'll challenge. Rapiers preferably. Pistols are just to quick of a kill.

 

[Squedee]

Squedee never said those were bad Squedee just never mentioned them, It does not mean squedee doesn't appreciate them

I was just curious what your opinion was on them, since they weren't even mentioned. Also, are pirates attracted to scary caves and skulls/skeletons, or is it just something that comes up in the line of work. On a more personal note, Pistols or Rapiers. Just asking your preference, not challenging you to a duel (please don't kill me)

I'll challenge. Rapiers preferably. Pistols are just to quick of a kill.

Squedee prefers melee over ranged.

 

[zen5887]

If this was 3 years ago there would be a roaring discussion over pirates vs ninjas. Unfortunetly it is not 3 years ago so nobody cares.

I don't think I have ever reported someone so hard.

 

[Acaroid]

Ummmmm NAPALM??? is that what burns squedee??

We should get some and find out

That wwould be the pirate thing to do XD

if they had napalm lols

 

[Railgun88]

Squedee never said those were bad Squedee just never mentioned them, It does not mean squedee doesn't appreciate them

I was just curious what your opinion was on them, since they weren't even mentioned. Also, are pirates attracted to scary caves and skulls/skeletons, or is it just something that comes up in the line of work. On a more personal note, Pistols or Rapiers. Just asking your preference, not challenging you to a duel (please don't kill me)

I'll challenge. Rapiers preferably. Pistols are just to quick of a kill.

Squedee prefers melee over ranged.

Good. I wont kill you to quickly then.

 

[Inverse Skies]

Wow... I must say I've never heard anyone refer to themselves in the third person on a forum before... well Bored Tomatoe did once but not all the time. It's quite... unsettling...

On topic: Who cares if pirates were gay? Not me thats for sure.

 

[megapenguinx]

And how long periods of being out at sea with only men did lead to some gay sex.

So on a forum topic saying how pirates aren't gay-bashing butt buddies, you go and say they are? Squedee think that you didn't quite read the topic well enough, and if you did, then good job, you're either a ninja, ignorant, or someone who enjoys having his harbor sailed into. This forum was directed at the people who are pirates and aren't gay. If this does not apply to you squedee asks you this," Why are you here?"

Also,

Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?

Squedee just does.

Stereotypes have basis in fact sorry. Also I'm not a ninja, nor pirate. I'm a penguin.
This thread doesn't really have anything that would spark conversation.....
Plus 3rd person? Really? People around here will get really annoyed of that fast.
I will say this about pirates, the disney movies kind of killed it all for me. That and the scurvy.

 

[dragontiers]

Oooh, ooh, good point. How does the pirate community feel about Johnny Depp?