You know when you play games too much when...

[Optimus Hagrid]

When you beat Super Ghouls 'n' Ghosts.

 

[dex-dex]

when you try and pick up your phone with "the force"

 

[Darth Caelum]

When you start fantasizing about you and that Asari Babe......(or just, you know, any member of the opposite gender in a video game)

 

[Armored Prayer]

See a plane passing by and think "Enemy AC-130 Above!"

 

[richasr]

When you're talking to someone and think "man these character models and animations are amazing!"

 

[neosman8]

when you start to try and speed run your life

 

[GundamSentinel]

See a plane passing by and think "Enemy AC-130 Above!"

Or when you yell "We're Oscar Mike!" every time you go somewhere.

 

[meredithe]

In all seriousness, when you make some kind of minor mistake and your first thought is to quickload.

This is similar to mine: Trying to quick save in real life.

One holiday weekend I played games for about two days straight then went out for a bike ride. After dodging around some particularly stupid pedestrians and a pothole, I actually reached for the quick save button.

 

[Undercover]

...you only quit playing after the smell of your own body odour is too much to bear.

...your girl/boyfriend stands in front of your TV completely naked, promising to do that thing with her/his pinky that you always wanted to try, and you tell them "Move! I'm in the middle of a boss battle!"

...you started playing on a Monday and before you know it its... Monday.

...the carpal tunnel and tendonitis don't stop you from finishing Fallout 3

(That last one is from my own experience. Sad really, but I finished the damn game)

 

[Xeros]

When you begin plotting courses in games every time your mind starts to wander. Lately I've been thinking about Splinter Cell. Oh, and this.

When you realize real life sucks and you'd rather play more videogames.

 

[Wolfram23]

Your mom says you have "Nintendo Eye" after long gaming sessions without blinking.

 

[Undercover]

When you're thoroughly convinced that the arrows on the interstate make your car go faster.

I almost totally cliche-sprayed my monitor from this one while drinking some coffee... Well done!

How about this: When someone cuts you off in traffic and you instinctively try and press a non-existant missile launcher button on your steering wheel...

 

[Sgt Doom]

When your social life is non-existent, your waistline is too existent and the lack of meaningful human contact has driven you deep into depression and self-hatred.

 

[HentMas]

when you sit down to play at 8 o´clock in the morning and stand up at 8 o´clock in the morning... of the next day

 

[ethaninja]

You know you've played too much when you dream you can see health bars and a minimap.

 

[bitzi61]

You know you game too much when you can hear the game music and voices from the game while your nowhere near it

 

[Always_Remain]

When your social life is non-existent, your waistline is too existent and the lack of meaningful human contact has driven you deep into depression and self-hatred.

I know all about that one! *wipes tears with twinkies*

 

[Jack and Calumon]

When you think a gun is a wii remote

Calumon: You can never play too much! Play all day!

 

[DEATHROAD]

See a plane passing by and think "Enemy AC-130 Above!"

How about when u read a comment and read enemy plane not normal plane

 

[slightly evil]

you have to shout 'reloading' whenever you put more bread in the toaster/
you have to check nearby upturned boxes for solid snake