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WorldCritic

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You know you play too many videogames in general when you hear a girl repeatedly shouting something and you think to yourself "Oh great, the game is screwing up. Maybe it'll stop if I restart the console."
 

AnAngryMoose

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You know you've played too much Fallout when:

-You ask to be referred to as the Lone Wanderer.
-When you need to get some were you look at your arm hoping to bring up a Pip-Boy so you can fast travel.
-When see a fly you try to kill it and then proceed to search it's body for Bloatfly meat.

EDIT: You know you've played too much videogames when you think of girls as RPGs - you may gain more experience, but the fights just keep getting tougher. (cookie for reference)
 

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ssgt splatter said:
You know you're playing too many videogames when you see a hot chick standing in line and you nudge your buddy and say, "UAV online."
That, sir, just made my day.

... And reminded me of this:

 

TheWwwizard

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You know you play video games too much when you haven't seen the sun in a week. Speaking of which (Goes outside) Alright I'm good. lol
 

zfactor

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You know you play too many video games when you can't find the save/load function and then realize you are in real life.
 

GeorgW

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You know you play too many games in general when you double jump IRL.
 

Daestar

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You know you play too much Left 4 Dead if...
You refer to fat people as boomers
You see somewhere dark and want to push F for your flashlight
Someone jumping in front of you causes you to shove them and then make shooting noises at them.
 

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You know you've played too much Mass Effects when you try to Throw someone.
Daestar said:
You know you play too much Left 4 Dead if...
You refer to fat people as boomers
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Oh god im so calling fat people boomeers now.
 

ckam

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You know you play too much Shadow of the Colossus when you point your pen into the sunlight to see where your enemy's magical weak spot is.

You know you play too much Ico when you grab random girls hands and swat at black people with a wooden stick.

I don't have anything else, at the moment.
 

theonlywildman

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you know you played Fallout 3/NV for too long when you play another adventure game you instinctively hit the button for VATS and wonder why it isnt popping up.
 

BenzSmoke

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You know you play too many video games when: You do something stupid and think "Reload last save."
(Which is something I did when I was really tired.)
 

Kedgeree

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You know you've played too much X-Com when you think you'll run out of time units when you're doing something.
 

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Cinnamonfloss said:
You know you've played too much Mass Effects when you try to Throw someone.
Daestar said:
You know you play too much Left 4 Dead if...
You refer to fat people as boomers
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Oh god im so calling fat people boomeers now.
lol, my friend will occasionally send me texts of people that resemble boomers?
Last week he sent me a picture of a "Jockey" in the middle of my Metaphysics class, and I almost died xD

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VegetaPrinceofSaiyans said:
You know you play too much WoW when your girlfriend's pants have the same drop chance as Aged Gorilla Sinew in STV.
As I read this, I laughed a little, then read the last line and fell off my chair and rofld.
I just can't decide if it is more humorous than sad :p
 

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You know you play too much Mass Effect when you visualise your options of what to say when talking to someone.
 

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AjimboB said:
You know you game too much when you have a 25 page paper due the next day, and you keep playing call of duty, saying "just one more game and I'll get to work" over and over again.

So, can you guess what I did yesterday?
Holy crap I can relate to this. Did the exact same thing when I had a software engineering project I hadn't started due in a week after having a month and a half to do it. Then my net connection got capped so I did it in 5 days. Got a perfect mark too.

OT:You know you have been playing too much MW2 when you go to bed at 3 in the morning after playing for hours and when you close your eyes you can hear the game menu music in your head.
 

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You know you have played to much Zombie based games when you walk into a room and almost subconsciously see your options.
 

MrGalactus

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You know you play too much Crackdown when you start to believe you can just jump to work.
You know you play too much Assassins Creed when you miserably fail your History test.
You know you play too much CoD when you are a twat.