You know you play too many video games when...

[1trakm1nd]

You know you play too many video games when...

The old lady next door calls the cops on you and your stars go up by two, so after you beat her down with a bat you high tail it outta there in the closest occupied vehicle. Upon driving through the hordes of zombies, now a bloody wake on the street, you arrive at a large castle. Entering the castle, the lord there tells you that you must enter into hell to stop some great menacing evil, and save your lover. Before that; however, you need to purchase some equipment because your wooden shield just wont do. Off you go, cutting grass in a nearby field for money, whereby you perchance on stange mushrooms. Without hesitation you eat one of the strange fungi, causing your limbs and head to detach themselves from your body, or maybe your neck arms and legs disappeared. Feeling slightly invigorated from your loss of parts, you decide to head to that shop in town, you know the one, with that weird looking shopkeep. You puchase a sword that looks an awful lot like a key, and a few dozen guns. After spending a few hours hunting down stattuetts in order to open the door, you press X to not die as you walk through the traffic. When you reach the gates of hell a man with a large sword, who you're pretty sure is your father, kills you.

Reload last saved game?

 

[Dragonpit]

You know you've played too many video games if you...

...mistake your cat for an assault rifle. (Halo)
...see Santa Claus in the mall and immediately scream, "Boomer!" (Left 4 Dead)
...think we're still fighting the Nazis. (Call of Duty)
...see a torture device and think, 'kinky.' (Bayonetta...or you're just perverse)
...try to jump on your sister's pet turtle thinking it'll be spit out of it's shell. (Mario)
...volunteer to drive carpool with the intent of running over 'Covenant forces'.
...try to shoot up every jellyfish you see. (Metroid)
...see your significant other and greet him/her with a flattering, "You have lovely pixels today." (8-bit games)
...refuse medical treatment for your broken arm, suggesting you'll be fine once the screen is no longer red. (Gears of War, among others)
...wear your underpants on the outside and suggest it gives you +8 charisma. (World of Warcraft)
...see a plane and think, 'I can make a train engine out of that!' (Lego series)
...try to become some powerful entity by screaming his name. (.hack//G.U.)
...think you're a qualified surgeon, despite the lack of any real training. (Trauma Center: Under the Knife)
...insist the new shoes you bought allow you to exceed the speed of sound. (Sonic the Hedgehog)
...state that the only reason no one has jumped higher than five stories is because no one tried. (Final Fantasy VII)
...continue firing that gun under the impression that those 'energy shots' are unlimited. (Metroid)
...are under the impression the Hundred-Year War was fought with magical suits of armor. (Jeanne d'Arc)
...think that stick you're holding can become a keyblade. (Kingdom Hearts)
...try to scale the Empire State Building on the outside. (Prince of Persia/Assassin's Creed)
...use a go-kart as means of transportation. (Mario Kart)
...fling an otter or an equally-sized mammal around as a form of attack. (Jak and Daxter)
...throw a ball at a wild animal with every intent of catching it. (Pokemon)
...see a person dressed as a video game character and immediately try to beat them up. (Super Smash Bros. series...or you're just a bully)
...instinctively tell anyone saying, "Hey! Listen!" to shut up, regardless of who it is. (Zelda)

 

[aLivingPheonix]

-You know you've played too much GTA when you see a flash car & your thumb keeps trying to find the triangle button.
-You know you've played too much Jak II when you check how much more Dark Eco you need to fill up before bed.
-You know you've played too much Fallout 3 when you try to check your Pip-Boy 3000 in class.

Sadly I have done all of these things.

I've actually tried to check my Pip-Boy 3000, once. I was in a grocery store, and couldn't find the oriental isle, so I tried to pull up the local map and set it as my main quest...

Umm... You know you play too much Fallout 3 when you go to a library, and think "Holy crap, if I take these to Scribe Yearling, I could net a fortune!".

You know you play too many Oddworld games when you try to address multiple people, and yell "All o' ya!".

 

[Torrasque]

You go to Boston and instantly think your surrounded by scouts

LOL!
I just got in trouble for lol'ing in my metaphysics class xD

my mission is complete *drinks bonk* im a frickin blur here *runs away*

YOU ARE SO SMALL!

You know you play too much TF2 when you can carry out entire conversations with your friends by saying what guys from TF2 say, and match the accent as well.

You know you've played too many video games if you?

...fling an otter or an equally-sized mammal around as a form of attack. (Jak and Daxter)
...throw a ball at a wild animal with every intent of catching it. (Pokemon)
...see a person dressed as a video game character and immediately try to beat them up. (Super Smash Bros. series...or you're just a bully)
...instinctively tell anyone saying, "Hey! Listen!" to shut up, regardless of who it is. (Zelda)

It'd be more humorous if you didn't tell us what game, and we figured it out for ourselves

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You look at people and you swear that, for a moment, you can see their health and stamina meters.

I took a break from gaming for a little bit when that started happening to me.

 

[ilspooner]

You know you have played too much Oblivion when you walk over to small flowers and see if the little hand symbol appears. Happened to me.

 

[Naheal]

You know you've played too much Resident Evil when you see a bent up paper clip, hand it to a girl and tell her she's the "master of unlocking" your heart.

You know she has too when she smirks and says "Already removed, hun".

 

[iFail69]

You know you've played too much Garry's Mod when you get pissed off by the colors purple and black anywhere near each other. <-This actually happened to me.

hahahahaha so true!!!

you know when you play too many video games when you quote video game lines in every day conversations without realising until you've actually done it (someone asked me if I had any paracetamol, and I replied with "Pills here!")

 

[Baron_Rouge]

You know you've played too much Borderlands when you stare at a vending machine, waiting for some new stuff to appear...
You know you've played too much Civ V when you keep visualizing your movement in terms of hexagonal tiles...
You know you've played too much Kane and Lynch 2 when you start playing Kane and Lynch 2...

 

[shadowhunter2000]

You know you've played to much CoD when you grab your bosses briefcase, make beeping sounds, and chuck it out the window shouting "bomb defused"..

 

[Torrasque]

You know you play too many shooter games when you think IRL health works like CoD/Gears, and you can just wait a little bit for bulletwounds to heal themselves.

 

[badgersprite]

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you base all your decisions on how many Paragon or Renegade points you think it will give you.

You know you've played too much Dragon Age when you solve all your arguments with friends by giving them gifts until they like you again.

You know you've played too much Psychonauts when you run around holding objects and showing them to everyone to see what they say.

 

[Torrasque]

You know you play too much Portal when you hear someone mention cake, and you always say that it is a lie.

 

[emeraldrafael]

You know you played to Much Persona 3 Fes when:
~you wait till 12 am to see if the dark hour really does exist
~Think that when 12 am has passed, you lost an hour of your life
~Try to summon personae from your head with a pistol (JOKING! Dont do it!)


However, on the flip side, You know other people have played too much Persona 3 Fes when they:
~Ask you why you dyed your hair brown instead of keeping it blue.
~Ask if fighting shadows made you have to wear glasses or if you do it to hide your identity like Superman.
~Ask if your name is Minato or Arisato.
~Told you with some headphones, a school uniform, and an arm band you would be a perfect cosplayer.
(Sadly, all have happened to me).

ALSO! You know other people have played too much Persona 4 when:
~They asked you why you dyed your hair brown instead of keeping it Silver.
~Ask you if your name is Souji or Seta
~Ask why you are wearing your glasses outside the TV world.
~Ask if you can see shadows around with your glasses.
~Get freaked out by the fog
(Again, sadly, all have happened to me before, have seen it happen for those exact reasons).

 

[GamingAwesome1]

You know you play too much TF2 when you refer to any sandwich as a "Sandvich"

 

[SpaceGhostPoncherello]

In high school when someone got sent to the principal, someone said "Matt has been kicked from server."
If you laugh at that then you've played too many video games.

 

[Torrasque]

In high school when someone got sent to the principal, someone said "Matt has been kicked from server."
If you laugh at that then you've played too many video games.

lol, so good, yet so bad.

You know you play too many video games if you have and/or still consider naming one of your children after a character from a game.
Zidane and Ike aside, I also mean everyday names that wouldn't be out of place, but you still named them after a character from a game.

 

[Torrasque]

You know you play too much Starcraft when you think the Zerg wouldn't be that bad...

 

[sageoftruth]

You know you play too many games when someone who clearly doesn't play games, uses the word "geek" in a conversation and you start bristling with rage.

 

[sageoftruth]

You know you've played too much Demon's Souls when:
A) You refuse to go anywhere without holding something in front of you.
B) You start hallucinating glitches.
C) You find your medecine cabinet overstocked with grass.