You know your game is terrible when...

[Mr Companion]

You know your game is terrible when Reaver shoots the last boss for you

This again? When are going people going to understand that Fable 2 doesn't have a last boss, just a conclusion.

Then tell me how good this conclusion sounds to you "Reaver- the guy who kills lovable characters caused an atrocity makes no effort to stop the enslavement and torture of his fellow man and tried to kill you and spent his time with you boasting about all the horrible things he had done.
Kills Your arch nemesis who murdered the only person who ever cared for you and enslaved you for ten whole years of utter misery. Reaver does this before your eyes and then gets away scot free because you have no free will despite the games persistent advertising to the opposite."

Aright, ill admit this didn't happen for me because I shot Lucien in the face mercilessly, cold hearted bastard that I am. I didn't even know Reaver could do the job for you until after. But I can see why people got pissed off at it escpecially considering how crap the game itself is. And even if you do shoot him yourself he just flops to the ground, no God of War 3 face pounding to let out your frustration.

 

[Pandora92]

You know your game is terrible when the title contains both the word "Call" and the word "Duty".

You know your game is terrible when you'd rather call it by the name of a fish than say the title out loud.

ROFL!

 

[Dark Prophet]

You know your game is terrible when you don't even have ONE PERSON on the internet defending it.

I'd like to see if that ever happens, because there are sure to be fans who defend their favourite games no matter how shit the games actually are.

 

[Athol]

Its based on a movie.

[I know there are some good movie based games, but not nearly enough when compared to all the crap out there]

 

[niege]

when you see that jiggle fysics is at hand

 

[ryai458]

You know your game is terrible when people refuse to take free copies of the game to the point of barricading their homes.

So basically zombies equipped with a 3D sonic game?

 

[LastMondaysHangover]

When you have to rely more on celebrity star power to market it as opposed to gameplay.

 

[The Arbiter of Cool]

When one dude gets possessd by another dude by way of arm transplant. Then when you finally realize how utterly god damned ridiculous that is, you try to explain it all away...with nanomachines.

 

[Infernai]

You know your game is terrible when its made by sonic team and is 90% this..

 

[V TheSystem V]

You know a game is terrible when the bugs make it more interesting than the actual game

 

[Megacherv]

You know a game is terrible when the developer is Japanese.
OHHH SNAP.
But seriously if I were Prime minister i would impose a trade ban on all Japanese game imports and refuse passports to japanese devs.
Oh and i'd request extradition for Hideo Kojima for crimes against culture.

OBJECTION!

Phoenix Wright
Katamari
Time Crisis
House of the Dead
The original Sonic Quadrilogy (Sonic & Knuckles is the forth if you didn't know)
Megaman
Super Mario Galaxy
Echochrome 2

You can see where this is going

 

[Heart of Darkness]

You know your game is terrible when people refuse to take free copies of the game to the point of barricading their homes.

So basically zombies equipped with a 3D sonic game?

Zombies? What are you taking about? Sonic is already an undead franchise.

 

[Joshroom]

You know your game is terrible when you start seeing it in the preowned sections 4 days after its been released

 

[SecretAlienMan]

when its main advertised feature is "we have a physics engine"

 

[Ashley Barnes]

When you have to actually read the game manual!!

 

[Delusibeta]

When you can't distinguish it between Call of Honor.

 

[CombiBlood]

You know your game is bad when "Jumper: The Video Game" sells more than yours does!

 

[spunkyweazle]

When I beat it in one sitting and have no plans to replay it

I wouldn't say this is completely true. I beat Advent Rising in one sitting (albeit on accident honestly) but I truly enjoyed the game and haven't thought about replaying it since...until now. Hmm, maybe I will.

 

[PolarBearClub]

You know your game is terrible when men believe it would be a more pleasurable experience to try and fit their penis in the little hole in the middle of the disc than actually play it.

 

[dtfyvugbhjnk]

You know your game is terrible when Uwe Boll thinks it would make a good movie. Oh snap!

Dude, Dungeon Siege was awesome for its time... but then... this happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q22A9aRrUIw

I mean, how fucked up in the head do you have to be to look at Ray Liotta and Jason Statham and go... hey lets make a fantasy movie.