You know your game is terrible when...

[IamQ]

You guys know what to do


You know your game is terrible when unskippable can make a series of videos on it...

Um, Unskippable made a segment of Left 4 Dead. I wouldn't consider that to be a bad game.

 

[ESCAPIST DELETE THIS ACCOUNT]

When you have to wait till MARCH 26th for a port when console gamers can aquire said game *looks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood* on the 19TH NOVEMBER.

 

[moose_man]

You know your game is terrible when you just grab a random person and keep running up the side of building and never bother getting further into the storyline of the game.

...but that's awesome!!!

Sure, but when that and other 'I'm neigh invincible and can kill people in the most brutal ways possible' behavior is the only interesting ting in the game?

ten minutes at a time, my friend.

 

[Ambient]

Hmmm, you know that could do it.

You know your game is terrible when you just grab a random person and keep running up the side of building and never bother getting further into the storyline of the game.

...but that's awesome!!!

Sure, but when that and other 'I'm neigh invincible and can kill people in the most brutal ways possible' behavior is the only interesting ting in the game?

ten minutes at a time, my friend.

Hmmm, you know that could do it.

 

[Zombus]

You know your game is terrible when people wont even pirate it.

 

[Faladorian]

You know your game is terrible when it came from Japan, and it isn't Silent Hill... Seriously everything from Kingdom Hearts to Final Fantasy is a big heap of useless over-estrogenized garbage

 

[Phishfood]

When the strategy guide is 10% how to play the game and 90% how to make the camera look up skirts.

 

[faspxina]

Spoiler: You know a game is terrible when the main game mechanic is shooting portals.

 

[MetalGenocide]

When you are struggling to stay awake.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

You know your game is terrible when faux news champions it as an artistic masterpiece.

you know your game is terrible when even the save system is shitty *looks at dead rising 2*...

...U C WAT I DID THAR?

 

[zhemis]

when its marketing strategy it based on boobs.

huh? That's the opposite of terrible.

I actually have nothing to add to the OT.

 

[Ultra Man30]

You know your game is terrible when it is worse than Superman 64. (I'm looking at you Paperboy 64.)

 

[KP Shadow]

You know your game is bad when it's based on The Simpsons, and it is neither the original Arcade game, a GTA3 knock-off, or a parody of gaming tropes.

 

[ayylamao]

when you would rather want to play modern warfare 2.

 

[kebab4you]

Haven't looked threw all 5 pages yet but here I go;
You know your game is terrible when not even the pirates want to waste time on cracking it.

 

[pyrosaw]

You know your game is terrible when it came from Japan, and it isn't Silent Hill... Seriously everything from Kingdom Hearts to Final Fantasy is a big heap of useless over-estrogenized garbage

Katamari Damacy? maybe the soundtrack could get annoying, but it's still good. What about Mother 3? That is not like most JRPG's.

 

[JayDeth]

You know your game is terrible when Fable is in the title.

 

[Araethuiel]

You know your game is terrible when not only do the fans of the series want it forgotten, but the developers do as well, to the point of a character in the sequel saying that it "...was a huge mistake" and that he would not speak of it again.

And along those lines...
SPESS MEHREENS

 

[busterkeatonrules]

You know your game is terrible when you need a strategy guide to figure out the interface.

(Yup, that's Dragon Age: Origins!)

 

[DarkxReaper56]

You know your game is terrible when Uwe Boll thinks it would make a good movie.
Oh snap!

...And the movie sells better than the game.
Oh Snap Crackle and Pop