You know your game is terrible when...

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fgdfgdgd

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When you have to swap to a grenade to throw one

when a speech tree only has three options but all lead to the same thing

When magic does little or nothing, range attacks do the same and melee is by far the best option (ala Oblivion)

When the counter button is stacked on the block button and is the easiest way to win a battle (sorry assassins creed, as much as i love you, that can get old fast)
 

Tron-tonian

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You know your game is bad when refuse the briefcase of money you offer in return for a positive review.
 

omicron1

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You know your movie tie-in game is extra terrible when the makers of the film tell you that publishing it will hurt film sales.
 

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guyroxorz said:
You guys know what to do


You know your game is terrible when unskippable can make a series of videos on it...
When even Jack Thompson can't be bothered to protest.

When an online petition is circulated to prevent a sequel.

When Yahtzee's ZP review of your game is five minutes of sobbing.

When the publisher offers pay DLC to remove content from the game.

Uwe Boll demands his name be taken off the movie tie-in.

When Microsoft and Sony guarantee it will not be compatible with future consoles.

When your PC intentionally causes BSOD just to avoid installing.

When your 360 intentionally RRODs just to avoid loading the title. Continue for YLOD and whatever errors Wii has.

When the manual contains a five page apology.
 

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Faladorian said:
You know your game is terrible when it came from Japan, and it isn't Silent Hill... Seriously everything from Kingdom Hearts to Final Fantasy is a big heap of useless over-estrogenized garbage
Or You know your game is terrible when it is Silent Hill but it wasn't made in japan :D
 

endnuen

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You know your game is bad when haven't made physical contact after 20 minutes.

Oh.. Not that kind of game
 

Treeinthewoods

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You know your game is terrible if the monitor looks like a strobe light is going off every time more then two characters appear on screen.
 

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marcogodinho said:
You know your game is terrible when your favourite part is the end credits...
...Unless the end credits are awesome. That's a clear sign of "You know your game is terrific when..." [small]*cough*Portal*cough*[/small]

OT: The only sign I can think of would be if it's commercials are everywhere. Although that is probably wrong as well.
 

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imnotparanoid said:
It has a wierd sticky substance leaking from the disk.
eew.
That or 0:12 of this happens:

Or, you know it's terrible when the console/PC spits out the disc.

And the flying disc cuts and kills you.