Sometimes I will say lines that are used in Dragon Age or Mass Effect - because I find it to be funny, or it will actually fit the situation - but in a very dramatic way.
You Know You're Too Much Of A Gamer When ....
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I'll do one better, when you've played video games so much that you can't come up with a fitting line to any conversation that doesn't come from a video game.Greatjusticeman said:
When every object I pick up I feel the urge to rotate it around and look at it from every angle (Damn you La Noire, you fantastically immersive game).
When you're prospecting your classroom for possible mining opportunities.
"Could I punch my way through the whiteboard, or would I need a pickaxe?"
"Could I punch my way through the whiteboard, or would I need a pickaxe?"
1. When you begin talking with someone and choke for a moment when the conversation menu doesn't come up.
2. When you roll over in bed, worry momentarily about oversleeping, and then wearily tell yourself that you will just save and reload if you sleep for too long.
2. When you roll over in bed, worry momentarily about oversleeping, and then wearily tell yourself that you will just save and reload if you sleep for too long.
One I actually did today: saw a small mound of soft soil and was about to reach for some magic beans to plant there.
When you go jogging with a knife, because you run faster with a knife. It's a Counter Strike legend.
You run just as fast with a pistol. Knowing that also makes you too much of a gamer.
You run just as fast with a pistol. Knowing that also makes you too much of a gamer.
Wanting a sword or gun in real life...
Or when you think that someday the world shall be nuked and everybody will live in Vaults and some people will come out and become legends and form a group of aweosme good people that reform the world, and some people become EVIL!
Too much Fallout Shaun, too much Fallout.
Or when you think that someday the world shall be nuked and everybody will live in Vaults and some people will come out and become legends and form a group of aweosme good people that reform the world, and some people become EVIL!
Too much Fallout Shaun, too much Fallout.
When, after wrestling to get a jar of jalapenos open, you hear the Final Fantasy victory fanfare in your head.
When you start seeing "Paragon" and "Renegade" options popping up in casual conversation.
When you start thinking real life boxing matches are unrealistic because, "That guy should totally have had more hit points left."
When you can't enter your house without finding The Blue Key.
When you start seeing "Paragon" and "Renegade" options popping up in casual conversation.
When you start thinking real life boxing matches are unrealistic because, "That guy should totally have had more hit points left."
When you can't enter your house without finding The Blue Key.
You have bad non computer related dream and you see yourself pressing alt f4 and then you wake up.
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when you try to insist to the cops that your not giving them a bribe but merely a quest reward.
Panicking cause you didn't get your XP bonus for going a day without doing a bad habit you have.
Or killing unnamed strangers on the street without regret or punctuation on/around them cause you know they're not quest givers.
Bonus if the bad habit you have is killing unnamed strangers.
Or killing unnamed strangers on the street without regret or punctuation on/around them cause you know they're not quest givers.
Bonus if the bad habit you have is killing unnamed strangers.