You Know You've Been On The Computer For Too Long When...

[Valate_v1legacy]

274. You beat a dead horse.

 

[Krakamaka]

275. When your life starts to lag.
279. When you start trying to hack into other people's brains with yours

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

281. The only dance you'll do is the Carmelldansen.
282. Most of the essays you write looks something like: 7He K0LD w4R
283: If someone does better than you at something you immediately call them a 'Haxxor'.