You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you know better than to post your innermost thoughts in Off-Topic.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

When you know which thread someone will post in next, and you know what they'll say.

 

[Dr.Susse]

When you forget the site has a religion and politics section.

 

[pyramid head grape]

What's an Escapist? It's called Paradise right?

 

[Dr.Susse]

When you write an extensive program that edits out the word Escapist and replaces it with Shangri-la.

And then not use it because escapist sounds better.

 

[Steampunk Viking]

When you make a "You know you've been on the Escapist too long when..." thread

and now, the alternate response!
When you've gained an unworldly knowledge of every potential plot hole in every Mass Effect game...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you're so meta in threads it hurts.

 

[staika]

When everyone knows who you are!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When people read your blog :O

 

[staika]

When you're forced at gun point to read someone's blog

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you make gigantic exaggerations or lies to get a rise out of your friends.

[sub][sub][sub]Staika sucks off Ryan![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[pyramid head grape]

When you start seeing things. O_O

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When your eyes bleed but you need to post more!

 

[Dr.Susse]

When you go on the internet to do something important but end up here anyway.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you'd rather keep posting than have crazy amazing awesome dreams.

 

[Dr.Susse]

When you've fallen asleep in front of it.

Guilty.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you've fallen asleep in front of it.

Guilty.

Same here.

 

[Dr.Susse]

When you've fallen asleep in front of it.

Guilty.

Same here.

I don't see it as a problem.....just a power nap for the dreamer user group.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you hate yourself for not having a memorable dream for the dream user group.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

When you dream you're posting, and when you wake up, the Escapist page is still there. And you've been posting in your sleep.